Tom Cruise and Jackie Chan has some definite shenanigans going on. Tom recently gave the Jackie Chan foundation $20,000...after (from what I can piece together) Jackie gave Tom some coats.Now...either this is payment for some kind of behind-the-scenes service that Jackie rendered Tom...or Jackie's starting to see aliens as well. Either way...this isn't good. Whatever it is...I'm convinced Chan = Suri's father. Mystery solved.
thanks to the hot AntonioH for this piece of news
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As much as I love Jackie he is such a fag. I saw him on cribs or some shite and he had some rent boy with him the whole time and he loves singing gay pop songs way too much. Plus he wears white a lot.
So Rent boy + Gay-Pop + White suits = Gay.
Please Elisa, don't scare me again with those headlines!!
And Niolk:
Asian Gay-pop = equivalent to Northamerican crooners Sinatra, Martin...
White suits in Asia = Black Suits in Western culture.
Just a little pill of Chinese culture ;-)
I would think Jackie Chan's sperm is worth more than 20,000 (minus the price of the coats of course).
Okay that explains the suits and the sounds. What about his rentboy?
I still say he's gay but I'm not slaggin him I fuckin love the guy.
Hi, Niolk!
I just found out what rent boy means (sorry, I'm no native English speaker).
I don't think that's a rent boy, but some sort of personal assistant. Even Mariah Carey has one!
I don't really think he's guy. And still, why should that matter? The man is a genius!
Le grá!
I don't care if he's the gayest man alive and Tom Cruise's love slave I love the guy! Police Story 1 & 2 are two of the greatest action films ever!
Rentboy personal assistant it's all the same to me. Mariah Carey is totally gay too.
"Mariah Carey is totally gay too"
XD
That's funny...
Do some homework on Jackie.. he's got so many notches on his bedpost it's crumbling..
Anita Mui, Maggie Cheung, Kim Hee Sun, Zhang Zhiyi, Michelle Yeoh... just to name a few...
Just because he was in a movie with a woman doernt mean he hooked up with them. Jalkie chan is gayer than when gay came to gay town.
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