You know you've hit a pretty desperate stage when you start to see your teen child-abuse as a hot career boost. So it comes as not surprise that Teri Hatchetface has started talking about her nipples...in her autobiograhpy!"For the record, I like my toes just fine. Not as much as my nipples but they're still suck-worthy."
Seriously, is this is the highlight soundbite of your life so far...I'd reconsider the whole writing a book thing and just do a pornographic pictorial instead...although since its Hatchetface...it would have to be with pictures of someone else.
5 comments:
you r rite,Teri seems sooo desprate..she very well deserves da role in desprate hwvs..:)
i like da element of honesty in ur blogs..keep it coming!!
These celebrities scare me. Is there anything they won't do for publicity. Next she'll be pimping her daughter. . .
Way to put something in print that your daughter can one day read and be scarred for life.
No intended offense here, but everyone seems to be seeking to reach his/her own 15 minutes of fame, no matther how.
hey, the pornographic pictorial thing? I'll totally buy that!
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