Thursday, March 23, 2006

I thought pro-life was suppsed to encourage women to give birth

I have serious issues with rabid pro-lifers...but this has permanently traumatised me. Apart from the fact that Britney sux as a mother...who has sex with a bear while they give birth? Actually...I take the question back...I don't want to know.

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"A nude Britney Spears on a bearskin rug while giving birth to her firstborn marks a 'first' for Pro-Life. Pop-star Britney Spears is the "ideal" model for Pro-Life. "The Birth of Sean Preston" believed Pro-Life's first monument to the 'act of giving birth,' is a depiction of Britney in delivery. Natural aspects of Spears' pregnancy, like lactiferous breasts and protruding naval, compliment a posterior view that depicts widened hips for birthing and reveals the crowning of baby Sean's head."

22 comments:

Anonymous said...

Um, I thought she had a c-section...

Anonymous said...

That is the most revolting picture I have ever seen.
Oh, sorry,forgot to scroll down to Sharon Stone, or is that Nicole Kidman?

NiolK said...

It's the crowning part thats really disturbing.

Anonymous said...

Ok, I've given birth and it was wonderful as a personal, intimate experience. Do I want a statue made of me while in the process? Oh.My.God Prolifers are some sick mofos.

Anonymous said...

Was this THING officially comissioned by the Britt people or what? It is wrong on so many levels. I can't even imagine that the prolifers want to have anything to do with it!

Anonymous said...

According to the article, it is "fine art", I guess kind of like wine from a box.

That is the most tasteless piece of art that I have seen -- ever!!

Anonymous said...

who the fuck made this staute? They should be committed.

Anonymous said...

I want to see the rear view.

Anonymous said...

WHAT THE F*CK? Has the world gone mad? Brit had a C-section first of all, and secondly -- WHY?????

Cap'n Bob said...

Is it just me, my karma, or my server, but I can't get an Imageshack picture to download. I know I'm missing a lot of great pictures because of this. Little help?

Anonymous said...

I don't think Britney is the role model for prolifers. She strikes me as the Maury Povich, "I'm thirteen and I want a baby because I want to dress them in slammin' outfits, so I'll have sex with anyone who wants to be my baby daddy" kind of role model.

Anonymous said...

That is so f*cked up on so many levels. Also, the "artists" should probably check their sources a bit better, because there is so way in hell that Britney would ever deliver ANYTHING naturally!

Anonymous said...

^^ Who's Maury Povich?

That statue is disturbing on so many levels and doesn't even look like her. She was retaining a lot more water during her pregnancy. plus this whole thing doesn't make any sense cuz she said an interview once that she personally wouldn't ever have an aborbtion because she would feel guilty but its a womans CHOICE, so i don't get how she would be chosen as a model for pro-life. I remenber that interview because its the only time she hasn't sounded like a complete dumbass.

TLG said...

Well... that statue certainly set back the cause. Britney Spears? As a roll model for ANYTHING?? Are you on CRACK??? I mean. Other than Britney being an example of what NOT to do.

Anonymous said...

WTF? These people certainly have issues.

DrDiSaia said...

I don't see the "high art" here.

Anonymous said...

This doesn't look like Britney at all- since when was she this toned while pregnant? Whoever made this mess should have sculpted a bag of Cheetos to add some realism. I don't know what they were going for, but this makes me want to abort something. Like my dinner.

Anonymous said...

Hmmm. . . I always thought Brit should be the poster child for abortion.

Elisita said...

I know...the whole thing is disturbing...I agree that the crown part is the worst. ugh.
Cap'n...it's just a gif file, not too large...so it should work for ya?
There's a non-gif one of just one view (trust me, that's allyou need) here:
http://www.thevelvethottub.com/2006/03/monument-to-erotic-births-on-bearskin.html
haha anon520, so true,
love,
elisa

Anonymous said...

so, aside from searing a horrific image of childbirth into my now very traumatized mind, has this "sculpture" incited the PETA ppl to protest about that fact that she's giving birth on a bearskin? c'mon! let's see a Pro-Life vs PETA rumble!

Elisita said...

haha...that'd be hot anon630...
love,
elisa

Anonymous said...

HELL JUST FROZE OVER.