Thursday, March 30, 2006

Tina Brown may as well have told us that the sky is generally blue

Image Hosted by ImageShack.us Tina Brown, Bobby's sister has outed Whitney as a "paranoid wreck hopelessly hooked on crack." She says:

"The truth needs to come out. Whitney won't stay off the drugs. It's every single day."
She also described Whitney's rather hilarious Bobby-inspired demons:

"She'll point to the floor and say, 'See that demon. I'm telling you somebody's messing with Bobby'. She always thinks it's something to do with Bobby. But it's her, hitting herself."

Seriously though, Tina really cares about Whitney y'all, you can tell...you know...because of the way she tacks on the typical:

"Maybe this interview will save her life."

Hmm...yup, pocketing money for outing your sister-in-law is totally going to save her life...for shizza...now...let's toke up with the money Tina!

Check out Whitney's Cracked-Out Bathroom here

6 comments:

Purring said...

This is so sad. What a waste of talent.

Anonymous said...

Whitney has a drug problem??? Surely those photos are staged.

Chandra said...

she looks like whitney!

Anonymous said...

Whitney looks like she very well may be her own grandmother in that picture.

Anonymous said...

"She'll point to the floor and say, 'See that demon. I'm telling you somebody's messing with Bobby'. She always thinks it's something to do with Bobby. But it's her, hitting herself."

That has got to be the funniest sentence of the week.

Elisita said...

haha...I know dawn...so funny...but you know there are ppl out there reading the article taking it all in seriously and stuff...
love,
elisa