Saturday, April 01, 2006
Naomi Campbell Strikes Again
I really hate Naomi Campbell. There's something intrinsically disturbing about someone who thinks it's funny to physically hurt others (with a few exceptions...like Paltrow, Poutly, or Simpson). She's been at it again...this time with her 41 year old housekeeper Ana Scolavino. Apparently Naomi came home, couldn't find her jeans and then came up with the logical conclusion that Ana had stolen them...she proceeded to throw her phone at her head, leaving the housekeeper with a huge gash on her forehead.
At least Crowe pretended he was sorry...and he was original.
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I find it hilarious to physically assault others. Particularly celebrities. My most high profile victim so far is Dame Kiri Te Kanawa, who I kept hostage for three weeks, only keeping her alive by feeding her live snails. She was only rescued after I was arrested in Virgin megastore completely naked apart from the toothpaste I had smeared on my bottom. I am now in a maximum security mental hospital in Surrey and Dame Kiri still refuses to reply to my letters. Find out more information on my website www.manindesperateneedofpsychiatrichelp.com
haha andrew, you're funny.
love,
elisa
I wonder who fixed the wound. Morbid maybe but I wonder.
you're right G4G...but at least Crowe looked sorry afterwards.
Naomi's insane.
haha doc...you're random...love it.
love,
elisa
I stalked Russell Crowe for two months in 2003 with a view licking his face. Unfortunately I never got close enough due to the restraining order. I can confirm though that he is not mad but he does have personal odour issues. His security, on the other hand, are horrible. One of them left me in a coma for 8 weeks purely because I painted on the side of Russell's house the words "I loved your performance in 'Proof of live' Russell. It was so layered and moving you made me moist with excitement. And you got to nob Meg Ryan in it. Some guys have all the luck heh. I love you. Call me" - movie stars are soooo self-obsessed these days. You can't even give them a genuine compliment them without them recommending you seek urgent psychiatric assistance.
I wish a fed up assistant/housekeeper would bash her effing teeth in. That would totally make my day.
they seriously need to stop giving her a phone. this is the 2nd person she has hit and it's always w/ a phone.
Yes indeed, I am funny. I'm also incredibly handsome and generous spirited. However, I have a less than average sized penis and a nasty habit of defecating in public phone-boxes
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