Monday, January 16, 2006

Jessica Simpson is Evolving

When I grow up and make money...the first thing I'm going to do is make a bee-line to a damn plastic surgeon and demand to get rectangular lips...just like my idol.
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...or else I'd settle for just like to look vaguely creepy like Newtown-John's daughter...

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6 comments:

Clare said...

did they ever find her missing boyfriend? Olivia not Jessica..

I actually like her black coat.. although its rather 'going on a "house" call-girl' looking.

4:07 pm
Anonymous said...

Someone please remove at least half of the makeup and eyeliner from Olivia's daughter's face - she might look pretty then.

4:28 pm
Anonymous said...

wow, ONJ 's daughter looks like an alien a la Tori Spelling *shudder*

4:30 pm
Anonymous said...

I think Olivia's spawn wants to look like Angelina so she has plucked her brows and enhanced her features with makeup to resemble Ange when she was in Gone in 60 seconds aka Sway. (it is more noticable when full sized)
On another note Ange might wanna start investigating carbs and protein as part of her lapregga diet. She looks TIRED!!

6:44 pm
Anonymous said...

There's a Before photo of the spawn of Newton John somewhere... anyway, that girl once looked normal. It's fairly obvious she's gone nuts with the plastic surgery.

9:13 pm
Anonymous said...

That girl needs to buy some eyebrows and a proper upper lip.

11:04 am

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