Monday, January 02, 2006
Michael Bolton sans hair still continues to scare me
I always thought the essence of my Bolton fear was his disturbing hair-situation...but alas...it's not. It's just him...and I must say, his bad low-budget impersonation of David Hasselhoff isn't helping him any. Although for the "I wish I was Pamela Locklear" girl he's managed to snag...I guess it's enough.
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When a man loves beer... like Mike.
I though he was with Nicolette Sheridan (of Leif Garrett and Desperate Housewives fame). It sure looks like her in pic #2, but not really in pic #1. Mike also looks better without the mullet.
When a maaan f**ks a woman, can't keep his mind on nuthin eeeelse...oh sorry got carried away there. While I'm a big fan and greatly miss his sexy sexy golden locks he can NOT be compared to moi. I mean look at that second pic! You could bounce a petite sexy blonde on my washboard abs. He looks like he could barely support the weight of his own fucking man-tits!......Mike I apologise. I didn't mean it. I got carried away thinkin of thet petite sexy blonde bouncing on my hot rigid stomach. Ooooh yeeeeah. But anyway my point is.....my point. Look Mike gimme a call I'll get you back in shape in no time we'll even get that torso hair trimmed into a neat sexy mat of sexy mini manly curls that'll drive the petite blondes wild. Call me dude! Elisa keep up the sexy work!
Yours,
Dave "The Hoffmeister" Hasslehoff
P.S. What do you think of this slogan idea for my website T-Shirts etc. "Don't hassle the Hoff"
Man her head is sure big for her body...perhaps a sammich is in order?
yup...that Sheridan...
love,
elisa
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