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15 comments:
They're perfect, if you like your breasts sitting somewhere around your ears. And resembling overstuffed beanbags.
Thank goodness she decided to put on panties that morning!
Damn, what the hell did they ever do to her???
jess can fit the dress, yet it's a little tight in the chest area. by the way jess is a short girl like 5'2 something?
Sure, Jessica, MASHED boobs are perfect....in your sick little world, maybe.
She said that?
That's too funny unless you are her surgeon.
LOL....
Modesty is such a fucking turn on. Marry me Jess!
well, val and dr.disala obviously you two wear tents for clothes. i wear little tight tops because it's my business, and you two fatties wear what you the hell please. LOL..
Her breast r totally smashed here! You know we like to blame the wardrobe person, but you know...there comes a time when the individual has to say, 'Bitc--, are you crazy!!" And not wear something like that!
Now don't get me wrong, I love the dress--it's just too tight up top!
I'd have amazing boobs too if someone would give me the money for a boob job.
haha niolk...you lose Natalie and suddenly you panic and go straight for the bottom of the barrel? haha.
love,
elisa
Hey anonymous: I am neither fat nor do I wear tents. I just happen to think that her breasts look ridiculous in that outfit. She can and has looked so much better -- and in clothes that made her look great. This look is awful for her.
One takes what one can get darling. My barrel has no bottom.
haha...no scraper needed for you then...
love,
elisa
I pity those mutilated lumps.
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