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Wednesday, January 18, 2006

Liz, Audrey, and Grace...eat your goddamn hearts out.

Mara Jade said...: Oh no, Josh... Jooooooosh.... you have a bug near you!! Tread on it!!; 7:39 pm
NiolK said...: Some complete bastard fondled my Scarlet's tit on the red carpet!!! It was all over the paper!!! There she is givin an interview and BAM(actually probably more of a "SWISH!" or "WOOSH!") phantom hand pops out and HONK! Cheeky fucker! Thats my tit! Ok, half mine.; 8:06 pm
NiolK said...: Ok, relax. False alarm. The paper exagerrated a bit it was actually some gay interviewer guy called "Mizrahi" who was just fuckin about. Actually he seems pretty cool cause he slagged SJP and shoved a finger down Terry Hatchers cleavage. My kinda guy. Anyway it's ok my marriage to Scarlet is not in danger. Anything else you hear is a scandalous fucking lie. If you would like to read about the "Golden Grope"(hardy har har[thats sarcastic laughter]) incident go to www.mirror.co.uk and click on the Showbiz thing with the pic of my lovely fiance.; 8:55 pm
Elisita said...: haha niolk...I saw that and thought of you :)Don't worry...once she meets you...she'll love you :)
love,
elisa; 4:28 am
Anonymous said...: EXTREME fug. Excluding Josh; 12:44 am
Anonymous said...: I don't know how Paris walks out of the house without a bag over her head, with that hideous nose job and those overstuffed lips.; 10:49 am
Anonymous said...: Johnny noooooo..... why are you with her shes so ugly.; 9:30 am
Anonymous said...: ooops....wrong name. damn it i mean josh; 9:31 am