Monday, January 09, 2006

Nicole and Fergie...we need to talk.

Nicole. I'm going to be frank with you. Looking emaciated, miserable and tired is perhaps forgiveable. Resembling anything like bloody Star Jones...is not. Think about that.

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And Fergie? Well...I think it's pretty clear to all that the time for talking has now passed... Stop taking the Elvis-drugs is all the advice I can offer.

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9 comments:

Anonymous said...

YES! Someone's gotta teach these girls to stop fugging their faces and bodies up!

Mara Jade said...

Ferggie: scary movie IV

NiolK said...

There is no fucking way she hasn't had plastic surgery.

Mrs. Harridan said...

That pants-pissing bitch is channelling Kirstie Alley! Run!

Anonymous said...

Ok, seriously, I am about 95% sure that's Fergie's man.

Chandra said...

that's really scary. why would anyone want to look like star jones? and fergie...that's just a whole other story. it's called a mirror people...they come in all sizes and prices. i'm even sure you can buy a designer one...just get one...quick!!!

Anonymous said...

I really want to know what is wrong with Fergie's face. My first guess is bulimia. Or are people just born looking like that?

Oh and Star Jones...has anyone noticed how weird her face is, despite her weight loss? It seems to be the same look as people who've lost weight thru surgery. Just think of Al Roker and Carnie Wilson. Their faces are weird looking and their heads look all big.

So my envy over Star's weight loss is much tempered over her weird lookin' face.

Anonymous said...

That's because she has obviously had surgery.

Anonymous said...

totally botox to the max