O.k...so Eminem got married a couple of days ago...and the pictures are starting to come in...and I'll be honest...I'm scared. Eminem looks like a 16 year old pimp...and our usually blonde dark-lip-liner-lovin' Kim has suddenly, overnight become a Zeta-Jones/Melania Trump clone. OK! magazine deal anyone? Weddings are only fun if you let your inner-trash roar.
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No girl should be desperate enough to date a man four inches shorter than her.
I was suprised it was the same girl!! Elisa i love your blog i check it everyday. Today though. your snark is mean. I do see the trump alien wife simmilarity. But snaps for her! she has scrubbed up very nicely and i think she looks beautiful.
i think fair play to them, its good to see him finally turning his life around....
hope it last this time
ps. i think kim looks beautiful in that pic
I bet he's really tiring to live with. He seems like a moody bastard and a messer. You know one minuts he's jokin around and can't be serious next thing he's throwin a knicker fit. I'll be surprised if it lasts considering their track record. Hopefully I'm wrong.
Anyone notice how em looks like tintin?
Ah yes, Man of My Dreams! The one that writes how he'd like to kill me...oh yes give it to me Marshall, give it to me nowwwwww.
Bottom picture - Serial Killer & Crack Whore.
Um, I've said it before (on another blog) & I'll say it again, I just don't believe that's her.
p.s. just a thought here, but I always suspected him of being gay & she is just his long time beard.
hmm...eminem could be his beard...he does seem to like Elton John...
love,
elisa
Good point. Plus the whole Dido sample thing. Where do you think he found that?
Thats right sitting in his bubble bath listening to his fucking Dido CD.
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