Thursday, January 19, 2006

"'Til we kill each other" Round II

O.k...so Eminem got married a couple of days ago...and the pictures are starting to come in...and I'll be honest...I'm scared. Eminem looks like a 16 year old pimp...and our usually blonde dark-lip-liner-lovin' Kim has suddenly, overnight become a Zeta-Jones/Melania Trump clone. OK! magazine deal anyone? Weddings are only fun if you let your inner-trash roar.
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9 comments:

Anonymous said...

No girl should be desperate enough to date a man four inches shorter than her.

Anonymous said...

I was suprised it was the same girl!! Elisa i love your blog i check it everyday. Today though. your snark is mean. I do see the trump alien wife simmilarity. But snaps for her! she has scrubbed up very nicely and i think she looks beautiful.

AvP said...

i think fair play to them, its good to see him finally turning his life around....

hope it last this time

ps. i think kim looks beautiful in that pic

NiolK said...

I bet he's really tiring to live with. He seems like a moody bastard and a messer. You know one minuts he's jokin around and can't be serious next thing he's throwin a knicker fit. I'll be surprised if it lasts considering their track record. Hopefully I'm wrong.

Anonymous said...

Anyone notice how em looks like tintin?

Anonymous said...

Ah yes, Man of My Dreams! The one that writes how he'd like to kill me...oh yes give it to me Marshall, give it to me nowwwwww.

Anonymous said...

Bottom picture - Serial Killer & Crack Whore.

Um, I've said it before (on another blog) & I'll say it again, I just don't believe that's her.

p.s. just a thought here, but I always suspected him of being gay & she is just his long time beard.

Elisita said...

hmm...eminem could be his beard...he does seem to like Elton John...
love,
elisa

NiolK said...

Good point. Plus the whole Dido sample thing. Where do you think he found that?

Thats right sitting in his bubble bath listening to his fucking Dido CD.