Thursday, January 05, 2006
The Mystery of Li-Lo's Breasts
I don't understand how a person's implants can keep disappearing and reappearing at random. In any case, I would heartily recommend this porta-breast phenomenon to any struggling starlet without any talent to her name. I'm convinced that's what's keeping Li-Lo in business. She's in Vanity Fair this month where she's milking her incredibly boring "I almost died" story once more..and in other news, it appears she may be knocked up...*snore* this girl is truly knocking my socks off...
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That's interesting how she still has frekles. You'd think she grew out of those by now.....
yet, in some mysterious way, it adds a hint of sexyness
those freckles are nasty--and EVERYWHERE...
Someone please tell me what good it is.....to go on and on about your dreaded bulimia (yes I just watched the story alternately on Access and E).....and simultaneously thrust said body that got looking that thin FROM the puking method.
Does this make any damn frikking sense??
Damn the method, but trumpet the body.
Damn the method, but trumpet the product.
Damn the...oh never mind, I have an appt with a toilet.
Oops, meant "thrust said body in everyone's face".
She's pregnant? No way. The only thing she should be pregnant with is some new ideas. I'm glad she overcame all her woes, but, c'mon, release a movie or something. Her whole party queen image is tired.
i think shes hot, but then again as you all know, i think tara hot
"port-a-breasts" = brilliant!
Just two years ago, LiLo was still just the cutie from the Parent Trap. Now she's a 19 year old recovering aneroic drug tasking fame whore. *sigh* Sometimes, I'm happy to be boring.
As for her breasts, I'm going with the theory that she HAD implants (during her SNL appearance and first flush of Lolita-ish fame) and had them taken out.
I like freckles. But maybe cos I don't have any.
Anyhows, LiLo was in a hospital, if she wanted to know if she was pregnant I don't get why she couldn't just pee in a cup. Attention-grabbing though:p
LinLin is sehr changable in more places than her tits she goes from looking unwell like a junky to veeery shaggable, as in this pic. Seems like a total bitch but I'd definately give her one.
So ugly and so annoying.
Her boobs in that pic look like they've been enhanced...like someone has taken Photoshop pencil and drawn in a cleavage line. Bad job either way.
yup...I'd have to agree with you dawn.
love,
elisa
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