Friday, January 13, 2006

Lauren Holly undertakes her rite of passage

Remember Lauren Holly?!?...yeah, me neither actually...you all know that's not true...but I'm guessing she's realised that the only way a C-lister can gracefully enter the official D-list...is with a serious pair of saggy, oversized breasts. I'm guessing she's carefully analysed the spectacular way pros like Tara, Mariah, and Hunter have achieved things. These inspirational women, with whom Lauren can now be associated with, know what has to be done in order to make dreams a beautiful reality.

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25 comments:

Anonymous said...

Voila!
Exhibit A: a decent, not-so-very-much-interesting young actress, with fine facial features.
Exhibit B: a not-so-very-much-interesting somehow young actress with look-at me-am-I-looking-great facial features (and by *me* she means her expensive or not-so-expensive new accesories)
It happens all the time.

Celebrities makes us worhsip and admire what Nature has given us.

Anonymous said...

BTW: are you sure these are the same person? Eyes are different, too.

Cap'n Bob said...

If she needs some help holding them up, I can lend a hand. Two hands, even.

Anonymous said...

WOWZAS! THOSE ARE SOME HORRIFIC GAZONGAS!!!!!!!!!

Elisita said...

yup...I'm sure it's the same person franci :)
love,
elisa

Anonymous said...

Oh lord not another one.
She looked better before!

Anonymous said...

What a stupid idiot.

So is Lauren Holly.

Anonymous said...

Um, has anyong noticed her tooth in the last picture?? What's up with that. She looks like Jim Carrey in 'Dumb and Dumber'.

anika said...

Yuck. She looked classy before ...

Another one bites the dust

Anonymous said...

Holy Moses. Her stylist (or whoever let her out of the house like that) should be shot.

Anonymous said...

Wow, pretty scary. That makes my back hurt.

Anonymous said...

i guess it's just me but i think her tits look great now.

Anonymous said...

What the hell is wrong with her tooth in the 2nd picture. But holy hell those are some huge tatas!

Anonymous said...

AAAAGH! They are coming right through the screen! When you're old enough to realize that, yes, things do eventually sag, WHY would you get GIGANTIC boobs that you know are going to be shuffling along on the ground in a few years? WHY? She used to be cute! Aging gracefully does not translate to becoming a transvestite flotation device to draw attention from your advancing years.

Unknown said...

lordy... on what planet does that look sexy?

Anonymous said...

I could understand going a little bigger but DAMN that's horrible. Her eyes are the same btw, green.

Anonymous said...

Her boobs look awful....but WTF, did she chip a tooth, too?

Anonymous said...

maybe she got them so people won't notice her nasty half tooth as much

Chandra said...

what is with celebrities and bras? they aren't that expensive. and, her tooth with that hair, she looks like a country bumpkin. no offense to country bumpkins.

Anonymous said...

Ew at those disproportioned boobs!

Anonymous said...

simply awesome

Anonymous said...

Like other people have said, the tooth is more bothersome then the lack of support for the boobs.

Anonymous said...

ummm...I want to pork those saggy tits!!

Anonymous said...

Personally she looks pretty good:
http://www.exposay.com/celebrity-photos/lauren-holly-open-season-los-angeles-premiere---red-carpet-1Y0AC4.jpg

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