Tuesday, January 17, 2006
Jordan wants you to be happy
Forget goddamn Jenny Craig or personal trainers...The Jordan Workout is definitely the one for those of you who have been piling on the pounds during the holidays....if you can't afford the tapes...then you can always just dress up as a creepy cheerleader and parade around the shops pretending you're a cool 80s prostitute...
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Does she even realize how freakish and unflattering her chest is? That should be every young girls dream -- to have boobs that look nothing like Jordan's.
I know, I know, I ask this each and every time, but who is she?
haha anon...she's the british equiv. of anna nicole smith...but without the mega zillions.
love,
elisa
If I do this workout, does it change my skin to a freaky shade of yuck?
Because that's ew.
She would have a totally hot body if it weren't for the fat boobs. Seriously they look like mounds of FAT.
Ha ha, Jordan called Posh ugly! Poor Jordan is truly a butterface. Smokin' hot body, but her face! I wonder if Peter makes her wear a paperbag ("come on honey, it'll be sexy!)to bed?
Her body is smokin hot if you like plasticised melons, a near black tan and the sense that she'd be sticky if you touched her.
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