Friday, April 14, 2006

Katie Holmes is screwed

Tom Cruise is currently doing GQ...which coincidentally coincides with the lead up to MI3...just like this 'baby'. He currently reckons that he guessed Katie was pregnant before she told him:


"I just picked something up. I knew at that moment she was pregnant."

haha...I like what MichaelK says on this:


Hmmm...if by picking something up...he means picking up a pillow and stuffing under her blouse..then yes..he was right!

In addition to that, Cruise has been " doing seminars ... so that everybody in the family understands ... what Kate's going through and for Kate to understand it." "Everybody" who comes in contact with Holmes, 27, "has been schooled."

Personally, I can't think of a better way to understand what happens during the birthing-process than to ask a control freak dwarf, repressed homosexual male.

Katie's also made an incredibly wise agreement not to talk to her kid for at least seven days after it’s been born.

On Katie's at-home pregnancy test:
"Yeah, she did the whole stick test; I think she just touched the box and they all turned blue."

O.k...wtf? This guy doesn't even know what a pregnancy test is. He definitely doesn't know what heterosexual sex is...the closest he's ever gotten is with a few trannies down behind the Scientology Centre. Mark my words.

*sigh* This is truly what dreams are made of.


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4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Ugh...He has to be theee most pretentious, self-important (aka delusional) little dweeb that's ever walked our planet...and his.

Luckeecharm said...

Don't pregnancy tests not turn blue anymore? Isn't two lines or a plus sign? Dumbass. He only knew Katie was pregnant because he was there when they inserted the embryo.

Anonymous said...

I thought he was infertile, I heard or read it somewhere long time ago, also he never had any biological children of his own with his two previous wives...just wondering

Anonymous said...

wow, that pic is like the best birth control ever. Everytime he talks, I feel more ashamed that i have liked any of his movies.