Sunday, April 02, 2006

Kidman will be granted an annulment

Nicole Kidman has been told she will be granted an annulment of her marriage to Tom Cruise. This will allow one of the most boring couples in the world to marry in a Catholic Church.
"It is believed Kidman has been told she will be granted an annulment of her marriage to Cruise because it did not conform to the requirements of the church."
You mean you need to actually have sex with your psycho-homosexual husband to meet church requirements? .........Keep that in mind Katie...

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4 comments:

Elisita said...

haha hillsong...god...that would be the icing on the scary-cake :)
love,
elisa

Kitty - The Librarian Fox said...

Isnt it scary that her mouth looked odd when smiling and that she has an almost 100% blank expression on her 'face'?:S

DrDiSaia said...

Must have been a nice donation...

LOL

Anonymous said...

I love Keith Urban and there is no comparison to K-Fed in my book. Keith has sexy grunge while Kevin just has grunge. Also, there is the talent thing...