Tuesday, April 18, 2006

Lindsay finally does what we've all been wanting to do since she lost the red hair

...I kinda feel sorry for her...it must be tough to have to put up with Lindsay Lohan everyday. Sometimes...when the fundamentals of the fake-tanning process become too much for my brain to handle...I try to reach out for help and try to strangle myself too...you're not alone Li-Lo.




6 comments:

Liv Burgos said...

Girl, your blog is always such snarky fun to read! I could only wonder where you get it... :)

Keep it up, owki?

Unknown Soldier said...

Every thime I think of Li-Lo, I just feel she has lived too fast...

And regarding your Birthday Elisita...Well, I wish you had enjoyed your big party.

I received your invitation, but in the way to Australia, Paris Hilton, Tara Reid and Me got totally drunk and lost.

Damn it...Next year I will travel alone.

¡Felicidades y muchos abrazos y besos!

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Anonymous said...

She's not trying to strangle herself (sadly). She is trying to hide the horrific goiter born of the side effects of changing hairstyles and weights too quickly! (and too often!) Either that or she has a hickey. Your bet's as good as mine.

PS - Elisa - heading to a Morrissey concert on Thursday evening! I'll send kind thoughts your way!

Gretchers

Anonymous said...

Katie has a girl name suki http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060418/ap_on_en_mo/cruise_holmes_baby

Anonymous said...

i simply cannot understand why the crazy TomKat kooks would give their daughter a Hewbrew/Persian name, Suri. aren't they all about the wonderful goodness of Scientology and stuff? i was looking forward to them giving the kid a nice sci-fi name, like Mexxa-7. i'm very disappointed. bad TomKat!

Elisita said...

Gretchers...OMG!!!! That would totally be the highlight of my entire life...I hate you! If you manage to get him alone in a corner...(after you make him fall in love with you) let him know about me too!
haha
Unknown Soldier...what have I told you about those damn girls...they always do this to you!
love,
elisa