Tuesday, April 18, 2006

Lee Raymond is hotness

Exxon is giving ex-Chairman Lee Raymond one of the most generous retirement packages in history... nearly $400 million. I don't know if he's exactly worth that kind of money...but any person that can physically express a company-specific historic moment...in this case the Exxon oil spill (as interpreted by his second chin)...has the kind of talent which simply cannot be ignored.

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8 comments:

Bella said...

ohmygosh....now that is one fat-faced man!

M-M-M-Mishy said...

Wow... that's certainly a face only a mother could love.

Ah, who am I kidding? Dude's worth $400 million? I'd love that if I had the chance!

Anonymous said...

He is someone who should seriously consider investing some of his millions in plastic surgery. With a face like that it will be a looong time before he goes too far!

Anonymous said...

Wow...he very much reminds me of how a live-action, aged Peter Griffin would look

DrDiSaia said...

Well that's cool because then he can afford to fix that neck!

Ouch!

Anonymous said...

did this man's face melt or what?

he's got effed up teeth too! fix dem teefs!

Anonymous said...

His shirt collar is two inches too small, and it's forcing the skin up like lowriders on a fat chick. I guess chins are the new butt cleavage.

Anonymous said...

>>His shirt collar is two inches too small, and it's forcing the skin up like lowriders on a fat chick

Naw, he's just fat. And yes, I agree it is kind of sad that he is worth over half a billion dollars and doesn't even seem to realize his teeth could be repaired.