Truth, Beauty, Love, and Elisa.: Which one is older?

Sunday, April 16, 2006

Which one is older?

Happy Birthday Hugh Hefner! Our favourite man-slut turned 80...and the random gate-crashing transvestite next to him?...No-one really knows who he is...but it's confirmed he was seen lurking around the back of the Scientology Centre later on that night...

10 comments:

Anonymous said...: ugh i don't care how awesome hefner is, you just do not let an 80 year old man put his hands all over your body

that's gross

she's a disgrace to humanity, did you hear the "happy birthday" rendition? HORRID; 11:30 pm
Anonymous said...: Hugh Hefner makes my skin crawl.; 12:54 am
Anonymous said...: Was this photo disinfected?; 3:16 am
DrDiSaia said...: That's what keeps him young....I knew it!

LOL; 4:58 am
Cap'n Bob said...: It's not that he's 80, it's that he's rich and a celebrity. If he was a nobody like me the babes wouldn't touch him with a ten foot fork.; 7:16 am
Anonymous said...: I know she's a skank-bitch-hofaced-witch....but her bra is cute!; 10:14 pm
Anonymous said...: It's like she's a worm

And she just keeps lookin' and lookin' and lookin'

for places to crawl deeper and deeper and deeper into shxx and the earth!

Blechhhh

If I was him I wouldn't touch her; 5:57 am
Chandra said...: i heard her horrible rendition. it was absolutely ear-shattering! she sounded like she was about to die. i felt sorry for hef.; 12:16 pm
Elisita said...: haha...Paris totally needs disinfecting...out of respect for the other girls at the party...and considering the guest list...that's saying something too.
love,
elisa; 7:00 pm
Anonymous said...: Big Bird looking tranny. Her hands are bigger than the Hulkster's!!; 7:18 am