Wednesday, April 19, 2006

TomKitten finally unleashes her wrath on the world!!!

Oh man...it's finally happened. Poor Suri, she's gunna get pimped out by her 'dad' in no time...we're going to be seeing her all over the place. There's got to be some plus sides to having a catatonic mother and a 'father' who thinks it's cool to eat the afterbirth...right? All of a sudden the life of Sean Preston Federline has taken a jump in the rankings.

Brooke Shields has also given birth...but since she's not so visibly insane no-one really cares.

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thanks for the heads up Antonio, Kirsten, and Christine for the heads up on developments re: the end of the world.

6 comments:

Unknown Soldier said...

Where does this madness stop?

Poor baby, hopefully their crazy parents don't assume that will be a good idea to eat the baby itself like another fanatic guy did: God Saturn

Kisses Elisita!

Anonymous said...

I'm not sure if I am more disturbed by the fact that he wants to eat the placenta or the fact that he actually admitted it in an interview. Katie should be thankful Tom wants it and isnt't trying to force her to eat it.

NiolK said...

That's a pic from the future taken as a chef prepares the Placenta for Tommyboy. Hence katie holding back chunks.

Anonymous said...

hey i heard that brooke shields gave birth at the same time at the same hospital as katie holmes. And also gave birth to a girl.

Anonymous said...

Eating placenta is nothing compared to not allowing the baby hearing human sounds for a short period, not allowing the mother to talk to the baby and not allowing the mother to breast-feed the baby. These *parents* are posessed, but the baby is innocent, isn't she?

Chandra said...

that is the most insane and disgusting thing i ever heard. not like i ever watched his movies before, but know i never will. i'm seriously about to throw up. he is a total weirdo.