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Elisita says: "This man is God."
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- I'm a girl. I'm 25. I'm a law student. I work. I'm an excellent vegetarian, and a failed vegan. I'm a staunch atheist who happens to believe Morrissey could very well be God. I get depressed when people believe in the supernatural - and oddly- find celebrities brain-numbing...though I love models. I don't watch television and stay away from modern fiction. I think Richard Dawkins is hot. I spend my nights trying to secure a fine and prosperous future by posting on my inane, ridiculous, and mildly irrelevant blog.
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12 comments:
What the...
They made her teeth look pretty wonky
How the hell does Cleo make even the most attractive people look like aliens? Aliens with brow lifts and botox? Whose skins have melted while they were landing their UFOs, leaving behind shellacked hair and no trace of pores?
And did you notice the resemblance to Alfred E. Neuman?
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/89/Alfred.jpg
C'mon, really, how do I get those damn images to work? All I get from Imageshack is commercials and confusion.
really cap'n? shouldn't. what browser are you using. should work with explorer or firefox.
love,
elisa
WTF!
They made her head enormous!
Aren't photoshoppers supposed to make things prettier?
Wow, even despite the photoshopping her boobs look flabby... and our attention is further drawn to it by the arrow that points directly at Mischa's left nipple region.
I think there were ate least 3 photoshop guys who were working on a same photo, but the scale of the photo was random. Guy one, working on Misha's head worked on a 1:50 scale pic, guy two, working on the stomach-chest area used a 1:35 scale photo and so on.
At the end, they merged all enhanced photos, but forgot to adjust the scale.
I speculate this is how such freaks are born.
haha franci...once again thinking completely out of the box...
love it :)
love,
elisa
yeah, I was reading that...wtf is that about? Is it just one of those lame one-off quotes that become meaningless when you finally plow through the whole stupid article?
love,
elisa
why hasn't anyone mentioned her right arm??? the top part is like way longer that the bottom part. any way you hold your arm it never looks like that. and the rest of her body looks plastic. how come they haven't been sued yet?
Seriously...the whole thing is eerily gross.
love,
elisa
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