Kimberly Stewart is my reject barbie

I don't quite know why Kimbo doesn't work. She's got lovely eyes, nice skin, she's tall....I don't know...it all kind of goes downhill after that. To go on a tangent of sorts, when I was little, I used to have a reject Barbie (usually a counterfeit given to me by a stingy family friend) who would never get Ken, always get cheated on, and always end up crying at the end of any dates...because she just wasn't hot enough to compete with Malibu Barbie. For me, Kimbo is that Barbie...her dicey quality of her plastic hair totally confirms it for me.

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