Truth, Beauty, Love, and Elisa.: Katie Holmes needs an excorcist...fast....

Sunday, April 16, 2006

Katie Holmes needs an excorcist...fast....

Well...I guess we've figured out why the girl ain't giving birth. The beachball isn't a baby...it's a demon...Katie's been able to turn her head 360 for about 8 weeks now. The ~~zombie~~ girl is gone. It's not Holmes...it's Holmbie.

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16 comments:

Anonymous said...: GAH!! Poor Katie.; 11:33 pm
Anonymous said...: This whole thing is just completely creepy...I don't know who they think they're fooling. It's one thing to fake a relationship and pregnancy..it's another to do it so badly that so many people don't believe it. However, if she is truly pregnant, I do feel sorry for her because she's obviously lost her mind.; 12:05 am
Anonymous said...: OK, now I believe she's pregnant. She's got that look: the "I've been pregnant for four years, I can't breathe, I can't sleep, I've got two feet permanantly lodged under my ribs, I'm retaining more water than the Hoover dam, get this damn baby out of me before I give myself a C-section, look. Either that or she's a REALLY good actor, and I think we all know that's not the case.; 1:32 am
M-M-M-Mishy said...: Scientology should come with some sorty of warning... Like a poster with those pictures and the caption saying:

"Warning: Falling prey to scientology may cause you to look like you have not slept in 4 and a half years and you may end up pregnant for 11 months. Oh yeah, and you may have to put up with an annoying, repressed homosexual half-pint of a man, who will go on national television and proclaim his love for you in a crazy ranting and raving manner, thus ruining your career forever and ever."

Just saying is all...its one freaky "religion".; 2:52 am
Anonymous said...: When is Katie, due, anyone?
I was more than a week late with my first, but everywhere, everyone talks about her being a month late. Is it really that late?; 3:19 am
DrDiSaia said...: Maybe just maybe the child needs a doctor?; 4:47 am
Anonymous said...: looks like the pregnancy was officially announced in the first week of October

that's 7 months ago; 7:14 am
Anonymous said...: and pictures from October 9th she had a really visible bump, like she was at least 4 months along; 7:16 am
Anonymous said...: Is it just me or is the last week of pregnancy the DUMBEST time to go shoe shopping?!?!?!? Hello but what about the swelling!; 1:30 pm
Anonymous said...: Who in their right mind could look that pissed off while holding shoes? I mean they're shoes, she should be happy.; 5:42 pm
Elisita said...: Girl's mad...but she's beyond our help.
love,
elisa; 6:23 pm
Anonymous said...: Katie's look says pure vendetta to me. She's looking for the most wicked pair of heels so she can look fabulous while giving birth, yet also grind them into Tom's groin or kick him in the eye when he tells her to be QUIET, and that she DOESN'T NEED MEDICATION. That last picture looks like she found her pair! Good luck Tom! HaHa!; 2:39 am
Anonymous said...: PLEASE tell me someone else saw the article in the Mirror (yes, I know, not the most reliable source!) about Tom wanting to eat the placenta??? No wonder she's refusing to give birth!

Gretchers; 5:19 am
Anonymous said...: OH MY GOD SHE DOES LOOK POSSESSED!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAA runs screaming from the room; 5:55 am
Prunella Jones said...: She looks like she's had a lobotomy. It's disturbing.; 6:23 am
Elisita said...: haha janae.
Yeah,
I read that Gretchers...was very close to posting on it...and then I thought...perhaps the world has had a little too much crazy-cruise for one day.
love,
elisa; 7:03 pm

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