Brad beware! Angelina is a lesbian. Or at least, that's what her ex-girlfriend, Jenny Shimizu is saying. Oh come on...like Brad cares...you know he's with her for the kinky stuff that Jennifer M-Aniston wasn't diggin'. Besides...Saint Angelina would never engage in that kind of un-godly bahaviour...We all know that any lesbian sex she engaged/s in was probably part of some bigger and secret master plan to help save a starving nation...or something.
Tuesday, December 13, 2005
Angelina's Ex-Girlfriend gives Brad another reason to stick around
Brad beware! Angelina is a lesbian. Or at least, that's what her ex-girlfriend, Jenny Shimizu is saying. Oh come on...like Brad cares...you know he's with her for the kinky stuff that Jennifer M-Aniston wasn't diggin'. Besides...Saint Angelina would never engage in that kind of un-godly bahaviour...We all know that any lesbian sex she engaged/s in was probably part of some bigger and secret master plan to help save a starving nation...or something.
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She IS openly bisexual... but the interesting thing is, did you know there is no scientific explanation for bisexuality? Being gay or lesbian can be explained scientifically, but bisexuality can't. What a fraud!
Angelina reminds me of my best friend here. Yeah they'll "date" girls and have sex with girls, but when it comes to a relationship, no way.
I on the other hand would totally love to have a relationship with Angelina :oD I don't even think my gf would complain.
p.s. I have no idea what anonymous is talking about. Scientific, fraud?!?!? Whatever! Gay/Lesbian/Bi/Straight...none of it has been scientifically proven.
I have always thought she is very beautiful..but she IS a man stealer. It is not fair for any woman. Who could compete? For all her humanitarian work, I would think she would care about her kind, other women.
Nobody can "steal" a man. It's not like kidnapping a child, which is how some people try to make it seem. Why is it so hard to believe that some people, both men and women, are capable of willingly walking away from a relationship or marriage?
Actually Jajo you're dead wrong. I saw the photographs. Picture this: Brad and Jen are out for a nice picnic all smiles and smoochies when the bushes behind them suddenly shake violently and out dashes Angelina(wearing a tracksuit and headphones)! She scoops Brad up into her arms and does a legger while Jen is still stuffing a fistful of hummus down her throat.
This woman needs to be stopped.
Genevieve you obviously have'nt been keeping up to date with medical news scientist managed to isolate the gay/lesbian gene now know as the "Deviant"-gene it was in the same issue of "Medical America" as the articles proving that black people have blue blood jews eat children and Irish people are 76% alcohol. the other 24% being boiled potatoes.
Wow VielK...I totally read that as well...we're so on the same wavelength.
love,
elisa
Haha! niolk, you're funny
:)
I'd have to agree with Jajo's previous comment he wasn't "stolen" he chose to leave Jen for Angelina you may not like it but they're all consenting adults and if he'd rather be with Angelina who's to say he should'nt be. I agree about the over sexualisation Painful as it is to admit, I like a bit of T & A as much as the next perv...uh bloke, but she does seem to be overdoing it a bit sometimes particularly in Taking Lives I was quite taken a back by that scene.
You know the one where she takes off her shoes.
What? No, no the sex scene was great.
Is Taking Lives worth a squiz?
I agree with Jajo...you can't steal a guy...especially one that doesn't want to be stolen...
love,
elisa
Why Pia you've got me all sweaty and squirming in my speedos with that summary of angelinas sex scenes.
I agree Monica Belluci is a stone fox but I can't look at her in that way since seeing Irreversable. Fantastic film if you can stomach the violence.
I'd have to agree on Taking Lives if it's on TV give it a peep but other than that I wouldn't be arsed. Kiefer Sutherland is totally wasted in it.
haha Pia...
you've made me want to watch Taking Lives...just because I hate Kyle with a goddamn passion...he's such a softcock.
grrr
love,
elisa
Softcock. Haha! I love it.
Niolk- the Irish bit is hilarious! Maybe noone can steal a man, but you better watch out for the blog stealers, Elisa!
yeah...it's my favourite insult to a guy.
love,
elisa
Sorry niolk, you're right. I forgot about that article. They found the gay gene....I believe it was easy to spot because it was so rainbowish.
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