Tuesday, December 20, 2005
Jessica really is as retarded as she looks
Jessica's having a few problems now that her dream marriage has fallen apart...I think at the time she married Nick, she actually thought that he was marrying her because he loved her, not because he was desperate to get into her pants. In any case...Joe Simpson was obviously brain-dead at the time as well...because the couple never signed a pre-nuptual agreement...probably because the greedy bastards believed Nick would be more successful. So it looks like she may have to give Nick half of what she's earned during the marriage. Excuse me while I go change into an all-black outfit...this news is just too sad.
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Suing for have of your wifes estate is soooo un-manly. I'm not saying it's wrong or write or anything. It's just mad feminine.
That's so awesome!
Nick deserves half of her ill-earned loot for putting up with her idiocy and fake childish cutesy-ness.
Retarded is one of my favorite words, what can I say. I use it alla time. That headline was way funny Elisa!
I've suspected that myself too; that Nick was in a testosteroney horndog state and wanted to have sex with her and knew marrying her was only way to get it since she trumpeted her virgin status. Wish he'd realized how much more he was getting besides her bootay. A whole lotta nuthin!
Can't wait til she appears on Surreal Life/Celebrity Fit Club/feminine hygiene commercials.
In Russia homeless people dress something like this.
Hooray for Nick! If the Simpson clan is really that stupid, then Nick deserves every dime.
Homeless people in Russia tote Malteses in Louis Vuitton pooch purses?
How very.
haha...yeah...I reckon it's very en vogue among hte Russian homeless...
love,
elisa
i truly believe that jess and nick never had sex! that's why nick always gave her a hard time in the marriage, you know the incident with the porno actress. his flirting with all his femme fans and the latest with the 16 year old he only kissed. i think nick's personal problems and his disregard for jess' feelings is what ended that doomed marriage.
YES!!!!!!!!!!!! You go Nick!!!!!!
p.s. it's Right not Write :)
while you're hating on her she's laughing her way to the bank. can't say that for nick though,he isn't getting that 10 million no time soon!better yet, why don't you give him your little welfare check!!
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