The story goes that Gwyneth told her "old chum" Orlando that she is pregnant after he said something her about the increased size of her breasts. She then just:
"laughed and said, 'I know they are big. I can't believe it. It's amazing, isn't it? It's the best thing about being pregnant. I love the way I look!'"
and then babbled on about not wanting Chris to miss any of it. I bet Gwyneth came up with the 'thrilling' concept for this storyboard.
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She's still goin on about this? Last time she was preggers evey time I read/saw/heard and interview with her she goin on and on about having bigger tits and it's the best thing about pregnancy and she loves them and Chris "I wish I was Bono" Martin loves them and she wants to stay pregnant forever so she'll always have them bla bla bla bla bla bla.
haha...that's SO true re:
"chris 'I wish I was Bono'"....
he used to be
"chris 'I wish I was Thom Yorke" before he married satan.
You'd think that Gwyneth would think was very unrefined to speak about her breasts like that...she's such an inner-slag...
love,
elisa
Yeah shes all "Ooh yus those pesky yanks are such brutes their mourning of loss and objectification of ladies such as myself....Chris c'mere an skewer me so I can get me massive baps back"
Thats a quote. I heard her say it myself.
OMG...Gwyneth on EastEnders...noithing could be sweeter...someone should just tell her it's a really arty English show and she'd totally fall for it.
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elisa
Sure your boobs get big, but being pregnant is generally pretty gross.
Everything else about this post is a complete bore, especially Gwyneth. She's not even that much fun to hate cuz she's so freaking BORING!!!
With the Scarlett Johanssens and HoHans of the world coming up, Fishsticks time as the "It" girl is gone and Harvey Weinstein doesn't have Miramax anymore to use as her own personal film studio/publicity machine.
Sorry Ginger, being pregnant is not gross. Someone might feel like the state of being pregnant is gross, but it can not be.
The big question here is:
How will they name the new baby??
Banana?? Orange??
god, look at her eyes...they are so completely empty and dead. Anyone can tell there is absolutely no real brain function going on... she and jessica simpson always have that creepy pose with the "i am an idiot" glances at the camera
I must confess again that the Hungarian version of Apple (Alma) is a REAL, though very rare name for girls.
yeah Christina...if there was ever a need for a female Frankenstein...she's your best bet.
love,
elisa
ah Niolk and Elisa - you've done it again! I knew I found Chris an irritating pretender (after my first few moments of "Yellow" infatuation). He is a wannabe Thom/Bono. Nicely done. Too bad he never even comes close to the originals...
haha anners...yeah...me and the Hoff make a wicked team :) I'm even worse htan you Anners...I actually BOUGHT their SECOND album...I'm proud to say I skipped their 3rd.
love,
elisa
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