Wednesday, December 21, 2005

Don't Fall for the Nick Lachey Smear Campaign!

Two of the most reputable media outlets (People and Star Magazines), (renowned for enforcing random samples for all their surverys)...have reported that 71% and 76% of people respectively believe that Jessica was to blame for the split...

This has sent the Simpson camp into Nick bashing fury...as they try to make up stories about the guy...the main problem is that even the Simpson-camp's combined brainpower isn't up to the task for this operation. As far as I can tell, they have only managed the shocking "Nick has hired a lawyer", and "Nick has been seen with someone else" stories...I don't know...I don't think that's quite gunna cut it. I would have thrown in a "Three-some with Kate Moss and Jude Law" story, or a "Joe Simpson leaves Jessica for Nick" story by now.

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10 comments:

Anonymous said...

I would really be surprised if Joe Simpson wasn't behind the split. He probably is hoping she will get all the media attention J Aniston did and further fatten his wallet.

Elisita said...

yeah...you're right...'cept the thing that made the Aniston split front page news was the Angie factor...
love,
elisa

Anonymous said...

I read somewhere that she has hired anistons lawyer because she thought jen came out of her marriage looking like a victim. Sorry joe, but it ain't going to work. I am not a jen fan at all but i can understand why people like her but jessica will no-way-in-hell come out of the marriage smelling like roses

Anonymous said...

i believe joe is'nt behind the split. it was jess' decision due to minime's ego to deceive his femme fans into thinking he's a stud. i guess jess got fed up with the bull crap. wise decision. she is a very bright young woman.

Anonymous said...

^ joe simpson, is that you?

Elisita said...

haha...yeah Joe...thanks for stopping by :)
love,
elisa

Anonymous said...

Puhleaze......either Jessica dumped Nick cause she's an idiot, or he dumped her cause she's an idiot.

Daddy Simpson....how did you find this blog?

Anonymous said...

team simpson!!!

Anonymous said...

Jessica Simpson bright? I hope we can raise the bar of bright to a level where people are expected to know if they're eating chicken or fish? Maybe at the very least because they're able to read the label? As far as Nick goes, the price of the cow I think far outweighed the quality of the milk, and being the frugal, smart guy he is,he decided to return the cow to her previous(perverted)owner and cut his losses.

By the way, I'm greatly opposed to referring to women as cows, but you've got to call a cow a cow, in this case.

Anonymous said...

he never returned jess, she dumped him, so what is your point cow lady?