...and I don't want an crazy, that's his mother stories either... :)
Tuesday, December 13, 2005
How Much Are they Paying David Bowie
Last time, some of you noticed David Bowie at Isabella Cruises' soccer game...and...he's back. I want to know how much they're paying this guy to attend...surely he can try to put out another "Best Of" album and get free of this Scientology hold.
...and I don't want an crazy, that's his mother stories either... :)
...and I don't want an crazy, that's his mother stories either... :)
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Looking at this picture I've got this feeling that at any minute Tom might reach out and grab David's leg in a lovely affection.
David Bowie is an alien sent to earth to fight scientology. Come on it's obvious, "Ashes to ashes funk to funky we know major toms a junkie". Major Tom is L Ron. "Space Oddity" is all about L Ron losing it. It's about an astronaut who loses control of his capsule which is a metaphor for L Ron losing his mind. "The Man who fell to earth" was a film about an alien arriving on earth which was basically Bowies way of revealing the truth about himself to the masses. "I'm afraid of americans" is a song about Bowies fear that Americans would resist him and allow scientology to keep growing. Howeve I believe he has been enslaved by the Cruises and is no longer operating of his own free will.
We must help free him so he can fight the scientologists!
I agree Mr. Niolk
It's the war of the worlds!
Wow...I'm finally starting to get it :)
thanks NeilK...you should definitely start your own cult.
Oh...and I've decided to call you
VielK...it's Liev backwards...well..not exactly.
mwaha,
love,
elisa
I knew I could count on you Soldier. Now all I ask is that you hand over to me all your earthly possesions and the toe nail clippings from the left foot of your first born and we can procede to "Fight" the "Scientologists".
and you my dear shall henceforth be known as "Easil" or "Asile". Asile = Asinine + Agile (Not the smartest but very limber and athletic)
Easil = Easy + Ill (Quick to the sack and sickly and hip). I shall let you decide. Actually they could also be Asile = A-Sile(the Irish name pronounced Sheila) or Easil = Easi-L your new hip-hop moniker.
I can live with VielK. VileK has a bit more pizazz though.
hehe, you know, in French, asile = mental institution...
nice.
love,
elisa
hehe, you know, in French, asile = mental institution...
nice.
love,
elisa
I will obey you....leader Niolk (or NeilK, or Vielk, or something)
Fight or die!
haha...I'll be the kind nurse who'll tend to the men's wounds...like Juliet Binoche in the English Patient.
love,
elisa
Ha you should have kept posting that Elisa. Then you would definately have been fit for asine.
Ha ha Does that not mean you'd have to shag one of the mental patients. I haven't seen the English Patient so I'm just guessing. Seems like the type of thing that would happen.
Umm...she shags this random indian soldier dude...but her actual patient is a burnt mess...so no shagging there really...
but had her burns patient been dressed in a black leather jacket and sexy speedos...I'm sure the story would never have been the same.
love,
elisa
My kinda lady. Oh yeah! (accompanied by Duff Man Pelvic rotations)
You know Niol...Brad Pitt better watch out. If Angie gets one look at you...he's toast.
love,
elisa
Ooh you're a sweet talking nymph!
Stop talking and start figthing!
You're right soldier! Thank you for snapping me out of it. This "Elisa" if thats her real name uses her pretty face and sweet words to rope fighters for the cause such as myself into inane flirtatious banter. There is only one possible motive....SHE'S A FUCKING SCIENTOLOGIST!!
FIGHT THE POWER!!
Although I am curious as to how you found out my top secret code name - "Fig thing".
Are you a "Fucking scientologist"?
OMG...you've found me out...this blog is all a fascade to find out who 'our' enemies are...
love,
elisa
Nope!
Ha, ha, ha!
Oh! Elisita..you looked so sweet.
Tom Cruise for GOD!!!
love,
eli-'sciet'-a
Ha, ha, ha...You are right!
ELISCIETA
Tom Cruise is the bastard son of a thousand whores!
Don't make me take off the speedos.
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