Tuesday, December 13, 2005

How Much Are they Paying David Bowie

Last time, some of you noticed David Bowie at Isabella Cruises' soccer game...and...he's back. I want to know how much they're paying this guy to attend...surely he can try to put out another "Best Of" album and get free of this Scientology hold.

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...and I don't want an crazy, that's his mother stories either... :)

22 comments:

Anonymous said...

Looking at this picture I've got this feeling that at any minute Tom might reach out and grab David's leg in a lovely affection.

NiolK said...

David Bowie is an alien sent to earth to fight scientology. Come on it's obvious, "Ashes to ashes funk to funky we know major toms a junkie". Major Tom is L Ron. "Space Oddity" is all about L Ron losing it. It's about an astronaut who loses control of his capsule which is a metaphor for L Ron losing his mind. "The Man who fell to earth" was a film about an alien arriving on earth which was basically Bowies way of revealing the truth about himself to the masses. "I'm afraid of americans" is a song about Bowies fear that Americans would resist him and allow scientology to keep growing. Howeve I believe he has been enslaved by the Cruises and is no longer operating of his own free will.
We must help free him so he can fight the scientologists!

Unknown Soldier said...

I agree Mr. Niolk

It's the war of the worlds!

Elisita said...

Wow...I'm finally starting to get it :)
thanks NeilK...you should definitely start your own cult.
Oh...and I've decided to call you
VielK...it's Liev backwards...well..not exactly.
mwaha,
love,
elisa

NiolK said...

I knew I could count on you Soldier. Now all I ask is that you hand over to me all your earthly possesions and the toe nail clippings from the left foot of your first born and we can procede to "Fight" the "Scientologists".

and you my dear shall henceforth be known as "Easil" or "Asile". Asile = Asinine + Agile (Not the smartest but very limber and athletic)
Easil = Easy + Ill (Quick to the sack and sickly and hip). I shall let you decide. Actually they could also be Asile = A-Sile(the Irish name pronounced Sheila) or Easil = Easi-L your new hip-hop moniker.
I can live with VielK. VileK has a bit more pizazz though.

Elisita said...

hehe, you know, in French, asile = mental institution...
nice.
love,
elisa

Elisita said...

hehe, you know, in French, asile = mental institution...
nice.
love,
elisa

Unknown Soldier said...

I will obey you....leader Niolk (or NeilK, or Vielk, or something)

Fight or die!

Elisita said...

haha...I'll be the kind nurse who'll tend to the men's wounds...like Juliet Binoche in the English Patient.
love,
elisa

NiolK said...

Ha you should have kept posting that Elisa. Then you would definately have been fit for asine.

NiolK said...

Ha ha Does that not mean you'd have to shag one of the mental patients. I haven't seen the English Patient so I'm just guessing. Seems like the type of thing that would happen.

Elisita said...

Umm...she shags this random indian soldier dude...but her actual patient is a burnt mess...so no shagging there really...
but had her burns patient been dressed in a black leather jacket and sexy speedos...I'm sure the story would never have been the same.
love,
elisa

NiolK said...

My kinda lady. Oh yeah! (accompanied by Duff Man Pelvic rotations)

Elisita said...

You know Niol...Brad Pitt better watch out. If Angie gets one look at you...he's toast.
love,
elisa

NiolK said...

Ooh you're a sweet talking nymph!

Unknown Soldier said...

Stop talking and start figthing!

NiolK said...

You're right soldier! Thank you for snapping me out of it. This "Elisa" if thats her real name uses her pretty face and sweet words to rope fighters for the cause such as myself into inane flirtatious banter. There is only one possible motive....SHE'S A FUCKING SCIENTOLOGIST!!

FIGHT THE POWER!!

Although I am curious as to how you found out my top secret code name - "Fig thing".

Are you a "Fucking scientologist"?

Elisita said...

OMG...you've found me out...this blog is all a fascade to find out who 'our' enemies are...
love,
elisa

Unknown Soldier said...

Nope!

Ha, ha, ha!

Oh! Elisita..you looked so sweet.

Elisita said...

Tom Cruise for GOD!!!
love,
eli-'sciet'-a

Unknown Soldier said...

Ha, ha, ha...You are right!

ELISCIETA

NiolK said...

Tom Cruise is the bastard son of a thousand whores!

Don't make me take off the speedos.