thanks to CatherineH for the heads up on this disaster...I've been slow on the uptake on this one.
Wednesday, December 28, 2005
Ashlee Simpson wishes someone would videtape HER doing coke
Poor Ashlee...she's really clutching at straws for publicity...she can't do the whole breakup thing because her sister has already taken up that space, she can't have shocking breast surgery, because Tara's filled that niche as well...a big coke problem has already been done...so what's a talentless publicity whore to do? Well...I can tell you what won't work in this competitive field...and that's the whole "I once had anorexia for 6 months" story...my goodness...at least make it a few years...add in dash of heroin and a bit of 'yoga saved my life'...As it stands Ashlee...I gotta tell you...it's not even going to get you a write up in the Daily Mirror...
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We *love* that you posted a God awful picture of Ashlee, just to rub it in a little. Nice work with that.
- OMS, who likes what you do here.
dying hard to get attention of any kind is one of the ways of evil. If one can sing wouldn't be that just simply enough?
If singing talent alone would be enough there would not be opportunity for the media to step into the way - between the actor and the audience.
To be able to step into the process (read: get money and lots of it) *we* need talentless people.
Sorry Ashlee, it's not your fault.
No one cares about you Ashlee!
Next she'll be whining about stalkerazzi and people paying too much attention to her and how it's just so hard when all you want to do is get some McDonalds in peace now that you've just gotten through this tough challenge that's only happened to you and not millions of other teenage girls.
Sorry. It's late. I may not make sense.
Instead of using anorexia as a popularity booster Ashlee, why not use what smidgen of fame you have to help others facing it.
Happy New Year ya'll.
She's had a nose job, I think that's about it
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