Wednesday, December 21, 2005

Sharon ain't feelin' the DDs

Well...we all could have told her before she splashed half a million on her dodgy surgery...but in any case...she's now 'got' it all by herself. Poor sharon is now struggling keeping upright with her new DD implants...she's realised now that they might be a bit too much for a middle-aged, short, woman to keep up with. She says:
"I don't like them now, they're too big! I'm having them changed. Ozzy likes them, but they're too big. Honestly, they weigh a lot."

Poor...poor Sharon.
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4 comments:

Anonymous said...

THAT is a most unflattering picture. She looks like a dwarf.

Anonymous said...

dis-proportioned, she is, really.

Anonymous said...

Sharon, just take a chopper, and HACK those melons off. This way you'll regain your balance and save thousands on your breast reduction treatment.

Anonymous said...

Isn't her 15 minutes up yet?
And what the hell is she wearing there!?!?!??