Wednesday, December 21, 2005

Jordan Wishes You All a Very Merry Christmas

I'm not exactly sure why the photographer thought a vomited-on turkey and a bad wig symbolised Christmas cheer...but hey? Any picture involving Jordan is always a gem...so I'm taking the tone of being thankful for whatever I get.

The beautiful duo are recording a duet of "A Whole New World" which will be released next year...it's so wonderful how these two are the gifts that just keep on giving.


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10 comments:

Anonymous said...

Whoah - apart from her enourmously, ridiculously sized breasts, Jordan looks kinda average here with this new hair color of hers.

Or isn't she?

Anonymous said...

Barbie & Ken......when is she going to get those things reduced. They're grotesque.

Anhoni Patel said...

Is that supposed to be her husband? He looks totally gay.

Anonymous said...

You cannot get any gayer than this at christmas!

NiolK said...

Anhoni count yourself lucky to have never heard of him. Peter Andre. In the late nineties(I think) Europe was bombarded with his single "Mysterious Girl". The video for which featured him frolicking gayly in the ocean with his grotesque raw meat looking torso on display while our ears were assaulted with his incredibly high pitched voice. Seriously.

Damn you Australia take him back!! and Russell Crowe and the Minogue sisters and and that other slag who did "Kiss Kiss" and Nicole Kidman and Baz Lurman. We'll keep Sam Neill and Eric Bana. Ooh and send over Motor Ace, GrinSpoon and Something for Kate while your at it. and stop fucking nicking Billy Connolly!

Anonymous said...

Man, what IS that on the turkey?? It really does look like vomit!

NiolK said...

They're basting it with their bodily fluids. They're kinda confused about the whole birds and the bees thing.

Anonymous said...

niolk, as an Australian I can safely say that we don't want him back and we're glad he's far away in England.

They're both freaks. Their narcissism is so embarrassing.

Anonymous said...

Is violating that turkey supposed to be some sick Jordanesque Holiday Greeting? I think I just became a vegetarian.

Elisita said...

haha,,,I have a soft spot for mysterious girl...
oh dear.
love,
elisa