Although...I must say...Mariah always manages to keep a special place in my heart with her constant efforts to endear herself to me.
Thursday, December 22, 2005
Brooke Hogan is my new use
Brooke Hogan (Hulk's daughter) is my new favourite 'trashebrity'...she's even better than Kimbo Stewart...and hands up who believes she's really only 17? My guess is that '17' is the number of STDs running around in her blood...and her age is definitely closer to the big 4-0.
Although...I must say...Mariah always manages to keep a special place in my heart with her constant efforts to endear herself to me.
Although...I must say...Mariah always manages to keep a special place in my heart with her constant efforts to endear herself to me.
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Uuggghhhh....that Hogan looks like poo. Doesn't she realize? That. We. Don't. Need. Another. Trashy. Orange. Blonde. !!!!!
I saw an episode of that shit Hogans Rules (or whatever the fuck it's called) programme on mtv and hogan and his wife were rippin there son a new one for having condoms(Which they found by rummaging through his room)his sister as well all lookin through his stuff and then went ape shit cause he had 2 condoms and one empty wrapper(which he said was from messin with it putting it on a door handle to wind someone up).
So. Just to clarify. Son + Safe sex = BAAAAAAD. Daughter + whore clothing + whore activities + random drunk looking teenage boy + no known condoms = Fanfuckingtastic.
Seems fair to me.
In fairness to the Hulkster he didn't seem to care but went along with it cause his wifes a headcase.
If she'17 I'm 11. Or 68. Whatever.
In the first two pictures her face is death white compared to her tangoed stomach, and notice how it looks like she's breathing in all the time?
two words: clear heels
YUCK SHE LOOKS SO GROSS. AND MARIAH LOOKS LIKE SHE HAS GAINED A COUPLE POUNDS.
Sometimes less is more. Apperantly Brooke has never heard this before. The woman definetly looks older then me and I'm 32. And Mariah, why are you wearing a long sweater. You need pants or a belt or to make it longer or something. Dress your age people!!!!!
p.s. who is the Gotti wannabe next to her in the 1st pic? EEEEEEWWWW
Brooke is definitely "sucking in" her gut in these pics. Anyone notice the vertical scar that starts at the bottom of her navel? So sad to be a teenager and look like a washed up old bag already.
that girl isn't 17, i'm guessing she aint no virgin neither
She looks like a badly dressed carrot.
Mariah has a closet the size of most middle class homes, and that's the outfit her "personal closet assistant" handed her? "Back in the closet you imbecile! Find me a better outfit or you'll never see daylight again!"
Doesn't every daddy put his little princess to bed and dream of seeing her one day, all grown up, dressed like a porn star and prancing around in Lucite stilletos?
can ANYONE get awasy with clear heels?
love,
elisa
Angelina Jolie could wear clear heels. She can wear blood, too. She would make everyone start wearing them. She could even make them look classy.
I,along with most other straight males really don't care how orange her skin may be or even if she has a myraid of STD's floating around in her blood stream. If given the oppourtunity,most guys would sleep with her.
To us guys, it doesn't matter how plastic or fake a woman is...if we think she's attractive we'll sleep with her.We really don't care.
Most straight guys viewing her pics are probably thinking about how far they could get their tongues up her butt or something like that. I'm not because she's 17...and still a child.
haha montreal...I have a feeling that she's all yours :)
love,
elisa
I LOV BROOKE!!! SHE IS MY IDOL!!!! SHE I SOO TALENTED!!! SHE IS AMAZINGLY PERFECT IN EVERY WAY!!!!!!!!! WAT I WOULD DO TO MEET HER!!!!!!
I LOV U BROOKE!!!!!!!!
why dont you fucking fags leave brooke hogan alone she is like MY MOTHER FUCKING IDOL
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