Wednesday, December 21, 2005

Everyone's Joining Team Sienna

O.K...so maybe Sienna and Katie declared orange to be in this festive season...but who added the dastardly mix of freakishly large orversized breasts into this merry equation? This brings me to the edgy question...Is Santa's gut now obsolete?

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16 comments:

Anonymous said...

Bad, just... bad.

6:29 pm
Anonymous said...

I think it's Jordan? I love it when fat women play up their breasts, hell they ain't gonna get attention any other way.

9:30 pm
Anonymous said...

Besides her fake boobs, the blond chick's fat?
Jesus Christ...

3:22 am
Anonymous said...

Jajo LOL!

I guess some people are such Gods that they know how us women Should Look huh. I might as well just kill myself now if Jordan's fat. I mean, the God of Testicles did say so! And lord knows we womens don't have minds of our own. Just look at us...EATING...God forbid we should do such a horrid thing to our bodies...shudder.

3:38 am
Anonymous said...

You know what Janae, I really don't think that comment was made by a guy. Guys aren't generally as critical about women's bodies as other women are. I think most guys prefer a some cushion here and there. Women, on the other hand, are taught (oh here I go on a society-blaming rant) to hate our bodies. That's why everyone in the media is so bony except for a select few. Ask any guy who has a better body: somebody like Nicole Richey or somebody like Scarlett Johansen. (I'd like to go even further and exemplify someone a tad curvier than her, but I can't think of anyone famous. Sad, ain't it.)
But, I totally agree with you. Too bad we seem to be the exception.

4:25 am
Elisita said...

yeah...I agree that most guys like more curves...but (most guys I know) like "controlled curves"...and by that I mean...Lara Croft type curves...anything out of that sphere is 'fat'.
love,
elisa

5:28 am
Mara Jade said...

WOW... LOOK JORDAN'S KID!! He's baby Michelin!!

5:45 am
Anonymous said...

I totally thought that was a f*cked up Jessica Simpson for a moment there. Nice roots she has showing. They go real well with that fake tan she's got to try and match her son. UGH!

8:44 am
Unknown said...

that 'child' is still in diapers???and the monsterous sized mamary glands make me want to shriek, turn and run away in a crazed like fashon!!! good lord, why do these girls mess with thier own goods...

10:01 am
Elisita said...

yeah...poor kid...Harvey I think. Jordan was totally fucked up on drugs and alcoholduring the entire pregnancy...and the poor kid has several problems...he's blind and has serious brain damage or something.
love,
elisa

11:02 am
Anonymous said...

Oh my God....I didn't know that was her SON. I thought it was a sweet baby of someone else's she like borrowed to make her look like she was on a charity mission like La Angeline. He doesn't even look like her or her husband!

It's almost funny in a way only cuz it makes her look like a huge doofus idiot for doing that to her own kid. I wonder why she didn't just buy him back to health or something? I mean in the U.S. you never seem to hear of kids of celebs with probs that are obviously from their parents being idiots. Cuz I think their PR people must cover it up. So I wonder how her dirty laundry got out? Hmm.

3:42 pm
Elisita said...

the kid isn't peter andres...it's some other guy...and I think they broke up straight away...
poor harvey,
love,
elisa

4:06 pm
NiolK said...

Most men might, in their fantasies, prefer perfectly curved women a la Lara Croft but in reality they like almost any woman (barring the extremes of Obesity and Anorexia) at the end of the day everyone is someones cup of tea. I've had women who at first I found extremely attractive become repulsive as I got to know them and vice versa a woman I may not have found attractive at first become incredibly desirable because of her personality. In all my conversations with friends I've found that every man I know although superficial at first cant stick it with a woman if they dont like her personality. I dont think men and women are that different our priorities are just mixed around a bit.
That and tits.
and even thats not always a fool proof difference.

11:53 pm
Anonymous said...

Hey Everyone, its all well and good to criticize Jordan for pre-natal behavior, but the disorder that her son, Harvey, has is NOT caused by that. It is a genetic disorder - a truly heartbreaking genetic disease. He is much older than he appears to be because he is still in diapers, but he is severely brain-damaged and will likely be like that for the rest of his life. So let's limit our criticism (and I participate, as well) to people who can control their behavior, like starving, anorectic stars with huge breasts.

Merry Christmas and I wish us all world peace

3:31 pm
Anonymous said...

Yes I agree Susan. And for whoever asked why she does't just "buy back her son's health" - she can't. The condition is irreversible. So yes, snark away on her for being a whore, but to say anything about her son would be just plain sad.

4:18 pm
Anonymous said...

Jordan looks minging...and i know her son is blind and all...but he is soooo ugly...god forgive me for saying that

9:21 am

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