Tuesday, December 13, 2005

Jessica Simpson is the New Armani

Wow...I can't get over how awesome the range from Jessica Simpson's clothing line is...The main selling point for me is...the amazing versatility and practicality of the stuff...you could wear this kind of stuff anywhere, and always feel fabulous. Macy's here I come!

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18 comments:

Anonymous said...

Boring, unoriginal, over priced, stupid.....did I leave anything out?

Anonymous said...

Yes, genevieve... you left FUGLY out. I wouldn't want to look or dress like Jessica Simpson if somebody paid ME. Iew. I can't wait for this to bomb just like her career!!!!

Anonymous said...

what's sad is all the hokie okies will totally buy it.

Anonymous said...

Macy's...??? Try Wal-Mart.

Anonymous said...

ouach!
SSOOOOOOOOOOOOO RIDICULOUS!!!
It looks like real shit! I hope she is shy about!!!
And the worst part is the Diesel jeans copy... What is that????

Anonymous said...

The fashion world is doomed if people would actually like her clothing line.

Elisita said...

haha, I know. I feel sorry for the model...it looks like she's trying way too hard to look happy :)
anon 1136...this IS sold at Macy's...sad huh?
love,
elisa

Anonymous said...

Sorry, but anyone willing to shell out the big bucks for these clothes have no taste in fashion.

Anonymous said...

who the hell is gonna buy this shit? her line looks like she ACTUALLY designed them herself. please stop whoring yourself, lady, you've been bleeding the public dry for too long. on a different note, why did she get her lips done before getting rid of that travolta chin and disgusting bump on her rhino? or maybe lift that saggy thing she calls boobs? i know there's nothing she can do about owning the shortest legs in hollywood but man, the face she can pay for! do it, and stop wasting time trying to sell us crap!

Elisita said...

hmm...anon740...the bump on her nose is the result of a previous surgery...she got the tip thinned but for some reason didn't get the reast done...
I don't get it either.
love,
elisa

Anonymous said...

Why dont they just give everyone and their mother a clothing line! YAY!

Anonymous said...

I bet even Jessica wouldn't be caught dead in that green top!

Anonymous said...

First she puts her name on crap for tweenies and calls it cosmetics. It was the most worthless cosmetics made with the cheapest ingredients I have ever had the displeasure of trying in my life. We then got to pay extremely high prices for this swill because it had her name slapped on it.

Her clothing line is no different. It is low-end clothing and is a sell out and sold at Macys because they can! Just because Macys happens to carry it doesn’t make it any better. You are just paying more for worthless garbage with a lot of hype. The sad truth is that thousands of brainwashed people will go and purchase this garbage just because they are told it is cool because they can’t make up their minds for themselves. Hey I have a hefty garbage bag in the kitchen, I am willing to sell it for $500 to the highest bidder. If I sell it in front of Macys would this make the cool factor go up?

Anonymous said...

Her nose job was similar in principle to Sarah Jessica Parker's, in that they both got the tips thinned and the bump shaved just a little. Their noses went from "hideous" to just "not good". That way, one must have an eagle eye to tell that they had any work done, and they don't lose the character that the nose adds to the face. (Jennifer Gray would have been well-advised to get a similar rhinoplasty.)

Elisita said...

hmm ginger...I think Jessica's is really obvious...and if SJP did have a nose-job...then you're right...you do need an eagle eye.
poor Jennifer Gray...she should have kept what she had in the start...it worked for her in the weirdest way.
love,
elisa

NiolK said...
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NiolK said...

If you see old pics of Sarah JP the nose job is pretty obvious there's a film she's in with Steve Martin can't remember the name and you could see the difference a mile away. As with Jen Grey I think she looked better before, but you can't blame her for getting it. If only we were all born as beautiful as the magnificent Antonio Banderas.

Elisita said...

yeah...I guess you're right NiolK, because I remember before...the nose on SJP was the only thing you could look at..and then in SexATCity, it kinda wasn't such a big deal anymore.
love,
elisa