Wednesday, December 28, 2005
Hardcore Man's Man
With all this metrosexual, omnisexual stuff being so en vogue these days...it's hard to find real, gritty, heterosexual men anywhere...they seem to be a dying breed...What is needed of course, are more strong, hardcore, heterosexual strongholds...like Tom Cruise, Al Reynolds, David Beckham, Phil Collins, Jon Bon Jovi, and of course Ricky Martin. These are the type of guys, who are not scared of Speedos, a little hombre con hombre action, and a token girlfriend...these guys...they ain't scared of anything...except for a little rainbow association...and of coure...Angelina Jolie's genetalia.
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Yea. Heterosexual men are a dying breed. I myself am an asexual celibate who hasn't had sex in over 25 years.
I heard that is his half brother he's with
I'm sorry. All I can stare at is Ricky's crotch in the push-up pic.
Ugh. Why?!
I am convinced that despite the media's attempts, there are heterosexual men out there in the real world :)
There are heterosexual men. Just that it's mostly those that aren't so heterosexual that get famous.
Obviously they had to suck dick to get a good shot at fame right?
Damn he is such a cutie...I hope him and his lil friend have a good time.
He dances good on TV.
he's his brother, for pete's sake. poor ricky martin. gossips are getting you. :|
Poor Ricky, he can't even frolic on the beach in a speedo with his "brother" without people jumping to the homo conclusion.
I say, if you can't do pushups in a speedo with your brother, then the terrorists have won.
Ha, ha, ha...Ricky es muy hombre, a real Macho Man (in the Village People's way)
Saludos Elisita
..Y feliz 2006!!
and why am I not mentioned in that list? Too fucking manly I say! Ha ha! Good to be here, long time reader first time commenter. I thoroughly enjoy your blog but I feel It's my sexy duty to object to your treatment of my pal Ricky. We can't help it thet we're so fucking gorgeous you just want to bite our ass cheeks. I understand your frustration because, well, you cant all be as handsome and suave and nipple-hardeningly sensual as me, I know this, but please try to understand life is frustrating for sexy-boys like me and the Rickster. We strut through life leading the way, bravely I might add, for those other sexy-boys out there to wear their speedos and, someday, man-thongs(So far only the Brazilian sexy-boys and the odd English strip club owning auldfella have jumped on that sexalicious bandwagon) and then when we take some time off to have a little fun, you know wax our cracks and tan our sexy smooth flesh, we get accused of being gay! There is absolutely nothing wrong with a mature modern hunk of a man plucking his nipples, shaving his pubes, greasing up his delicious muscled body and rolling around in the sand with a similarly sexy friend! and so what if they end up doing a similar monkeydance in bed?! We're all adults and there is absolutely nothing homosexual about fucking another man once in a while as long as your tapping some sexy blonde female ass as well! and as long as your manfriend is also a rampant hunk of hetero man muscle. After all everyone wants us, admit it! fucking admit it!, so it's only natural that we'd want each other.
I'm glad we're all in aggreement. Now if you'll excuse me my pal Javier has been nibbling my ear for the last 10 mins and I've got some ass cheeks to bite.
Yours sincerely heterosexually,
Dave "The Castle Hoffinstein" Hasslehoff
I think hes smoking hot...both of them...yum!!
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