Saturday, December 10, 2005
Britney Spears is Dickmatised.
Am I struggling to find news? Indeed I am :) To steal an expression from MichaelK, Britney Spears is totally Dickmatised. She's taken K-Fed back...bad rapping and all. Apparently the guy was begging for her...and his car back. This guy's penis is obviously bigger than her brain.
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Ug boots. I fucking hate them. I have from the get go and I can't wait until all the hangers on who still where them get the message. They're fucking crap. They always look filthy and I bet they stink.
Grumpy? Moi?
No offense to anyone who may wear Ug boots.
I must say, I disagree. I live in Ohio and it is freaking cold here with lots of snow on the ground. I love Ugg boots. Not particulary the ones that Brit Brit has on. Mine are sooo much cuter and they come up higher. Anyways, they keep me very warm for this deep freeze we are having here in Ohio.
BTW, Brit Brit is STUPID for taking his low-life self back. Let me say K-Fed is a LOSER. Who cares about the size of his dick!!
I think she took him back just like she took her uggs on. One day she is on uggs and Kevin the other she is on diet.
Are these uggs warm? Are they not just some fashion fug? We dont have uggs around here you know. That's why I ask.
One more thing to underline my theory: if she hardly wears anything (I suppose its that hot)then there's no reason to wear winter boots. Matching summer dress to winter shoes? WTF?
Brit is young, still hormonal from giving birth and a little stupid. Breaking up is a process. They won't be together in a year.
I can completely understand the wearing of these boots as utlitarian warm footwear it's the trendy muttonheads who wear them that bother me. And I'm sure your ones are the shit anon. I'll bet you keep them clean, yeah? and walk on them properly? not with the sole all scrunched up so that you're actually walking on the sides of them? I'll bet they still smell though! Admit it!!
Franci, as far as I know they're actually from New Zealand where they've been around for quite some time. But seemingly some twat brought them to the rest of the world and we're now surrounded by them.
that is the best word ever.. can I use it.. just talking to my girlfriends??
I think she's just going thru her Bum phase. Lots of us did. Some of us passed through it. Some of us are still there. Some of us just got lucky and met a decent guy.
Yes Niolk they smell...j/k...not really.!! I agree with you Franci, why the hell would you were a summer dress with winter boots. that makes no sense. Yes they are really warm. Atleast the ones that I have are.
I wear my Uggs like I think they SHOULD be worn, with jeans and socks to simply keep my feet warm. Wearing Uggs along with "lingerie" aka Brit's silly little dress is just ridiculous. IMO foot stink would be the least of my concerns about stinky body parts on Brit!
I think it's very telling that Ugg boots are more interesting to talk about than Brit and Kevin. They certainly are a more reliable and useful companion than Kevin. Even in their stinkiest and most schlumpy state they are a far better accessory than he is,also. Keep the Uggs, Brit, and dump Kevin!
This was a quote from Tina Fey, from SNL, that I thought i should share.
-- "It was reported that after husband Kevin Federline refused to see a therapist with her, Britney Spears has consulted a psychic to find out if Kevin will cheat on her and if their marriage will last. Sadly, Britney's worst fears were confirmed, when, halfway through the reading, Federline boned the psychic."
I love how she has to have an assistant carry her dog. I mean c'mon I bet she never even sees her child, she lets someone else take care of it. Living things should not be used as accessories.
william...that's a good one :)
Niolk how could you! NZ...hahaha...riling me up on purpose.
The Ugg boots are Australian (they weren't branded as such) and used to be sold for the winter etc...then this American company bought the name "Ugg Boots" and sued the orignial Aussie firms that used to sell them...
grrr...
love,
elisa.
haha emma, be my guest :)
love,
elisa
Get a dildo, Brit! Get a freaking dildo you dumb bitch!
Elisa, I would have thought that you would be mature enough to accept that the Kiwi's invented everything that you Aussies claim to. That they in fact cloned Australians from themselves. The sooner you accept it the easier it will be to bow down to your Masters. Long live New Zealand(the Real Australia).
Oh and I believe they all have bigger willies too!
Britney has no clue. I don't know which is worse, her clothes or her husband. Seriously, ugg boots are out unless you live in a very cold environment or are a surfer? Am I right!?!?!
But that puppy, man is that a cutie!!!!
britney thought she was beautiful enough to control k-fed. haha that ugly cow can't control him. he's controlling her.
i think he would have been huge not in rapping..maybe doing somethin gif she wasnt in the picture and without him....I think he is cute!! Britney is such a hot mess at the moment....I think he has a huge cock too
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