Saturday, December 24, 2005

David Beckham is an idiot

David Beckham bought his wife a chocolate fountain for Christmas...what is he doing? He's going to make his wife think it's o.k. to be a lard ass...I mean...let's be honest..Victoria's more than half-way there already...and you know the only way to hold on to a philandering husband is to lose more and more weight. David's money would have been more well spent had it been directed into a Weight Watchers/Colonic Irrigation/Bulimia for Dummies programme.

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6 comments:

Anonymous said...

I wish I had her figure!

Anonymous said...

Anon wish they had her figure? Eeeeewwwww, gross.

Those chocolate fountains were being hawked in Bed & Bath and Linens & Things non-stop this xmas. What's up? Why would anyone want one?

p.s. maybe her husband is trying to tell her to gain some weight.

Anonymous said...

That dress is the shit!!

Anonymous said...

I think I saw vagina.

Anonymous said...

i think she looks adorable...gorgeous dress...i love this woman

Anonymous said...

i think she looks adorable...gorgeous dress...i love this woman