Wednesday, December 07, 2005

All I Want For Christmas....is to get rid of you.

What's going on here? Everyone's giving up on everlasting love just when couples like TomKat, Paris and Stavros, and Mariah carey and her Dead Dog were beginning to convince us that it really was a possible goal.

Christina Applegate and Jonathan "I always look like a prick" Schaech have called it quits...

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While Heather and Richie look like they're heading down the same path as well...we all know the guy has sex with Bon Jovi on a regular basis...so there really isn't much of a surprise there. Apparently their big fight was regarding having more children (she doesn't want any)...but at 44, I don't think Heather has much to worry about.

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7 comments:

NiolK said...

It is well documented that in order to be a member of Bon Jovi you have to submit to JonBon's regular manditory rectal examinations in which he uses his "Special Probe". This explains why RitchieBon has never been bothered by Heather's fake face as he is left partially blind by his JonBon induced orgasm.

Anonymous said...

beautiful little girl...

Anonymous said...

Yes, that's a truly beautiful child. Too bad they can't dress her in clothes that are more age appropriate.

Anonymous said...

Heather ain't aging well. Poor bubba...especially since by her own admission she just Can't Gain Weight, sigh...WELL haha now you're not aging well Miss Perfect! See, there is justice in the world.


And once again, no, a million times again, celebs who proudly trumpeted how happy they were and how great their marriage was and how much they loved their new spouses are now splitting. I'm sick of it. Not the splitting, just the crowing and strutting when they first get married. And they ALL do it. They say they found their soul mate and talk about it in magazines til they're blue in the face, then they split. It's wearing me out damn it. I'm sick of it.

Anonymous said...

No way, Heather is still hot.

Anonymous said...

That little girl's cute!

Elisita said...

yeah...their little girl is pretty beautiful.
love,
elisa