Wednesday, November 23, 2005

...and in breaking news......

Nicky Hilton is pregnant...with another of Tom Cruises' baster-busting exponentially growing aliens...or...perhaps not.

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Slow.news.day. When do you think Paris will discover her first (of many) brain tumours? I'm wagering...2 years.
thanks to jessica m for the pic!!!
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9 comments:

Anonymous said...

WOW!!! That is the least flattering dress I've ever seen a Hilton wear - and that's saying a lot!

2:53 am
Anonymous said...

I really don't think it would be wrong to place Paris's picture next to the term "media-whore" in the dictionary.

Has anyone else noticed how, as of late, she seems so thrilled when she notices a pap taking pics of her? I think it's because she has noticed that her infamy is waning fast. People are bored with her. I know I am.

4:36 am
Michael K said...

OMG I totally thought she was pregnant. I'm so guillable.

5:53 am
Anonymous said...

I went to Atlantic City once and noticed that all the prostitutes were walking around with cellphones at their ear...as if talking to oneself on a dead phone will negate the whole 'trolling for a john' thing.

Maybe the Hiltons have been to Atlantic City too?

9:26 am
Unknown said...

and all this time i though black was supposed to make you look thin?

11:38 am
Elisita said...

hehe MichaelK, you're so cute :)
anon926...that's such a brilliant insight!!! LOL!
you are so spot on.
love,
elisa

1:23 pm
Anonymous said...

Disgusting bitches.

4:56 pm
Anonymous said...

Just a thought: what if they are talking to each other?

4:11 am
Anonymous said...

i love paris and nikki

9:08 am

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