Saturday, November 05, 2005

MTV Europe Awards

A super quick rundown of the Euro MTV awards.


Robbie tries to hide his bitterness regarding being rejected in favour for Daniel Craig for the James Bond role...


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...while Gwyneth Paltrow's bitch attempts to publicly demonstrate the couple's sex ritual...it appears to involve sucking hard objects while he covers his face...I'm not at all surprised.
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Fergie tries to convince us that Yes! She is human.

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...while the I wouldn't be doing this job if someone hadn't seriously sexually screwed me up when I was young Pussycat Dolls show us their beauty.




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Madonna tries to convince us that she IS hot, that the 70s are back, and that we'll all go to hell if we don't damn convert to Kabbalah right now...either that or buy her album...

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...while Billie Joe Armstrong from Greenday desperately vies to be the next National Geographic superstar...


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23 comments:

Anonymous said...

Ok what the hell happened to Madonna? I cant ever say I thought she was particularly beautiful (or even very pretty for that matter) but she use to look better. She is too thin and she works out so much that she is starting to resemble a man bodywise.

Now I hear she talks with a British accent sometimes? WTF?? Ester, Kabballah, she doesnt let her kids have ice cream...she needs an intervention.

Jay said...

I liked Madonna much better as a (young) tramp.

Anonymous said...

maybe Madonna should try scientology?

Michael K said...

The Pussycat Dolls look a mess!

Anonymous said...

Why does every fucking teenage girl these days wanna fuck Billie Joe Armstrong? Come on, even fucking Leonardo DiCaprio is hotter than him!

Anonymous said...

You NAILED the Billie Joe shit!
LMAO!

VDOprincess said...

Ok, amd I the only person who is completely freaked out by the fuzzy sheen of arm hair on that first picture! There's a reason he can't be James Bond! He's a wall-to-wall shag carpet!

Anonymous said...

The guy who presented after madonna performed praised the mtv awards for bieng brave enough to let a drag queen perform on their stage. That is funny. I so wish i could have seen her face when she heard him say that, i bet the expression on her face would have been priceless.Thats the only part i forced myself to watch because everything else on that show was crap and its bieng aired on mtv 24/7.

Anonymous said...

I used to be Madonna's staunchest fan. In the 90's when it seemed people hated her, I still loved and defended her. Not freaking anymore.

After seeing one too many horrible acting jobs (except Evita), the idiotic British accent, the uglier she gets, the Kaballah crap, the political views, and then the Britney kiss. Killed it for me.

Elisita said...

vdoprinc..I think they're his tats...but the guy is hairy.
Janae...I think I'm lucky enough to have never heard Madonna's political views...I'm guessing that seeing that she is insane in most endeavours...her political views would not be excluded...
love,
elisa

Anonymous said...

Madonna looks terrible. Even gayer than a gay.

I like Billie's eyes. Ok maybe just the colour.

Anonymous said...

Man... that photo of Billy Joe is pretty damned hot! And I don't care if no one agrees with me. I shall be swooning in my sleep.

Anonymous said...

Elisa that is so right on about Billie Joe looking like that famous pic of the Iraqi lady!! It's uncanny, those two pix.

Elisita said...

yeah..I know...she was the first thing I thought of when I saw the pic.
he does have very nice eyes though...strange legs, but nice eyes :)
love,
elisa

Anonymous said...

Why do the PCD keep gaining and regaining a member?

Why does Chris Martin always have those pieces of tape on his fingers and wrists?

Elisa--the national geographic comment--bloody brilliant!

Clare said...

Mads looks like a tranny.

Chandra said...

Madonna does look horrible. I just think it's so sad when people cannot except the fact that they are old(er). I do wish people would stop bothering her about the British accent...she has lived there for many years and once you live in a place that has a different accent it's quite common to adopt their accent after awhile. My mom lived in New Jersey for close to 50 years and after moving to Indiana & living here for 5 years, she has started to pick up their accent a bit. Sorry so long!

Elisita said...

yeah...I pick up accents really quickly as well...but with Madge...you can just tell she's doing the whole thing on purpose to appear more distinguished...
love,
elisa

Anonymous said...

are you thinking of 'the afgan girl'???

- in reference to billy joe

Elisita said...

haha...yeah andro...click on the link (national geo superstar) :)
love,
elisa

Anonymous said...

Hey, you can't say anything bad about Green Day!!! They are to be universally adored.

I have to say that I lost almost ALL respect for Madge when she revealed that she's a fan of Britney's "music". I mean, COME ON!!! That is ridiculous. Shitney's "music" is just so truly crappy.

Madonna usually makes good music (imo), so she should be discriminating a lot more than that.

Elisita said...

I used to like Greenday...but seriously don't get the hype over their new album...
I do think Billie Joe is kinda cute though.
love,
elisa

Anonymous said...

I love the Pussycat Dolls. I wanted to be in them for the longest time.