Tuesday, November 22, 2005

'Queen Jolie' Lives

Yes, Queen Jolie, is alive, househunting, and...looking tippity-top as always :)

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18 comments:

Anonymous said...

she is just unbelievably, incredibly beautiful... she's statuesque... just almost unreal! Beautiful.

1:01 am
Anonymous said...

See, this is a lesson to all showbiz women on how to look super-hot AAAND classy. She's like an old school movie starlet, you know back before they got surgery and walked around with their tits out trying to look young. and the best bit is that Angelina is still at the age and severe level of hotness that she could dress like a slag and pull it off and yet here she is showin how it's done for all ages. What a woman.

Yours sicerely,

Brad Pitt's Penis

1:34 am
Elisita said...

haha...you reckon Brad has the penis in that relationship? hehe...he's soooo under the thumb :)
love,
elisa

1:41 am
Anonymous said...

No, no he HAS a penis but he is by no means "Alpha" penis in that relationship. Angie is clearly the boss. Angie's phantom penis is a testosterone filled 9 incher where as Brad's remains at a flaccid 5. Although in all honesty considering opposites normally turn on the fetishists for example men who run big businesses and are in charge of numerous employees often get their kicks being dominated I'll bet that Angelina being an intimidating maneater type woman likes to let Brad think he's in charge sometimes.

2:01 am
Anonymous said...

Oh my God! The child can walk!?

2:32 am
Anonymous said...

What is with that knee length beige skirt and those chicken legs ?

3:51 am
Anonymous said...

Anyone notice that the kid's thighs are at least twice as big around as Angie's calfs?

Yuk.

4:02 am
Anonymous said...

Her face is beautiful, but she is just way too skinny. Her legs look absolutely gross.

I want all die-hard Jolie fans who normally post here to notice that, when Aniston had a post here, everyone was all like "Eww, she's too thin, that's gross, etc., etc.".

But, this is not too thin? I mean, at least apply the same standards to both of them.

4:43 am
Anonymous said...

She's beautiful, but could use some meat on her bones. Maddox is adorable!

5:27 am
Anonymous said...

I love her outfit, but seriously, who goes to the museum dressed like that?
Maddox is the cutest celeb baby ever!

6:42 am
Anonymous said...

I love Angie but I definitely want to feed her. She wasnt that thin before but she seemed too drop 10-15lbs this summer and now her legs look like razors.

9:17 am
Unknown said...

f-ing gorgeous!

11:29 am
Anonymous said...

beutiful face but she needs to gain some weight; i thought her body was at its best in the first tomb raider movie

12:27 pm
Anonymous said...

now that i look at the picture again your right 4:02 her legs are smaller than a four year olds...eat girl eat, leave the starvation for the untalented whores like paris, lindsay,nicole and hilary(not a ho YET but well on her way and definetly untalented)

12:31 pm
Elisita said...

haha ginger...you're absolutely right about the double standard...and that's what dodgy TBLE is all about :)haha
I do agree that Angie needs to eat more though...but her face is still looking whoa.
love,
elisa.

1:20 pm
Elisita said...

"he is by no means "Alpha" penis in that relationship."

lol.

elisa.

1:32 pm
Anonymous said...

Angelina is HOT.

4:57 pm
Anonymous said...

Her feet freak me out!

11:44 pm

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