Tuesday, November 01, 2005
Jessica has the best "suckers"
Terminology, as I'm sure you know, is courtesy of her dad, Joe Simpson, not me. Jessica Simpson has been voted as having the best cleavage in Hollwood. Who votes for this thing? OK! magazine? Hard-up plastic surgeons? I've created a retrospective of Jessica's breasts over the years...and can't find anything to warrant any sort of "best of"...The only person who's ever made the bolted on breast look work for her has been Pamela Anderson...and that was in the 90s...when people even thought David Hasselhoff was hot...
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Just one more use for duct tape
my god, she looks more like a man every time i see her!
what is it with her!
It's totally the surgery/botox...I don't know what it is...but it makes women look overly angular = mannish.
Her breasts are really dodgy though...they don't even TRY to look real.
love,
elisa
Nicest boobs money can buy. Or should I say one big boob sporting two smaller ones?
OMG, in the first pic her boobs are saggier than Kiki's!!
They look like old lady tits!
Agreed.
I personally think fake breasts should automatically be disqualified for that kind of contest.
A pity Jessica didn't leave well alone. If you look at really early pictures of her she never had a small chest. With the need to be bigger though now she's unattractively large.
But they are so fake! Fake cleavage counts as good cleavage?
I have nice cleavage. Why doesn't anyone ever nominate me, dammit!
haha...sami...next time.
I agree...blatantly fake boobs shouldn't be counted...because they look really strange...I mean...even Carmen Electra made it onto this damn list.
love,
elisa
Seeing as there are no images of what her breasts look like without clothes, what exactly are they voting upon? I guess they should cite this one as best "clothed cleavage." The award goes to her bra support, mother nature and maybe a surgeon.
haha...you're right doc...they might as well let cartoon characters into the competition as well...
ill fitting clothing aside, as a guy, and a guy who looks at celebrity pictures all day long(in the job description) i have to agree that jessica has been blessed (Elisa, i am so going to get it from Sleazyred for this). Too bad her father is kook and her sister cant sing.
Sleazy red!!! Talk some sense into him would ya? Blessed?
I'm going to snort coffee at you Guido! hahaha
love,
elisa
HA, i love how in the first pic her boobs each seem to be going in two different directions. Shes always had big boobs but when she started getting famous her pimp -I MEAN DAD- made her lose a ton of weight which made her breasts saggy so she got a breast lift and then became hooked on cosmetic surgery regularly getting new implants and botox to her face.
I never really got her appeal, i mean i could understand how Britney got famous- she used to be hot and Xtina could really sing but jessica isn't really anything special. She got famous because of a reality show like paris and nicole (not a good reality show where someone became famous based on their talent and not their sluttyness like kelly on american idol)
You know Guido, I am too pissed at the Bradngelina comments to even get into this Jessica Simpson boob admiration thingy with you.
hey APrincess...hahaha.they're not natural at all...even judging from the left photo to the last photo...you can tell there is something going on....she appears to be suffering from capsular constriction as well....when the skin tightens around the implant...
love,
elisa
Oh please, Jordan have far bigger suckers than Jessica, she literally has melons attached to her chest!
yeah...you're right anon1000...Jordan has doubleD's...and you can TELL they're double D's...
Jessica is such a wannabe...and her dad...let's not even go there.
love,
elisa
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