Wednesday, November 30, 2005
The Life and Times of Nick Lachey
Well, we all know it's temporary...but Nick seems to be moving up in the world. He's found a better girl, and no longer has to pretend to enjoy his blonde-nightmare's company. He's even managed to snag his own TV pilot...he's going to be playing baseball player or something equally challenging... Yeah...so we know the show; if it manages to get past the pilot, will have a bit of a Models Inc death...but let's face it...with the fabulous experience of having appeared on Charmed...he has more of a chance of succeeding here than in his singing.
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Is it just me or does everything, other than his angry sport loving manliness, scream gay? The face, the body and most of all the singing voice. Screaming bummer. Also there were all the various hints in Newlyweds that they rarely, if ever, had sex. If I remember correctly when Jess S was asked about it she said "...Well I'm getting better at it." Women can't be bad at sex, that's reserved for men. So my point is Nick was either a deserter or was too eager to leave the trenches(that's a metaphor just in case I lost you, I think) and he made Jess feel it was her fault. Seems like the type of thing he'd do. No? Well thats my theory and I'm sticking to it.
Hmm..I always thought there was some chemistry there with her father :)
who knows with those two? He looks gasy...but I think that's the way he's been marketed...can you tell I've got a horrid soft-spot for Nick?
love,
elisa
Hey I have nothing against him either. All joking aside I always quite liked both him and Jess in Newlyweds, but he in particular always came across quite down to earth and pretty funny. But then I have a similar sense of humour and he nicked loads of my jokes. Bastard.
you liked Jess?
haha...Nealk!!! I'm crushed.
btw...my previous post was *gay...I didn't mean to comment on his intestinal situation.
love,
elisa
Ha ha WTF! That is the greatest blog ad I have ever seen!
Yeah I was gonna make a joke about him being gassy but thought better of it. Hey Jess doesnt seem that bad aside from the whole thick-as-two-planks and ridiculously frivolous with money thing. But she could never replace you Elisabear, she doesn't meet my requirements for witty and backhanded celebrity commentary.
Ooh! Completely unrelated:
Quickly post a bit about Jennifer Aniston so I can use her real name....Jennifer Anus-ton!
Ha!
Surely the network publicist from that article lies in bed at night cringing with shame at the memory of actually uttering the words "Nick is a huge talent with a major following".
I don't think he's gay. I don't even think he's hot. But he needs better ass than Jessica.
I think he's retarded, go team Jessica!
I don't think he's gay. He looks like just a regular college jock to me -which probably explains why he married JSimp. Remember she was all about "saving herself for marriage" (notice Ashley doesn't even bother pretending she's doing the same) and the only way Nick could get into her pants was to marry her (this was a bit before she went overboard on the surgery and still looked good). I bet he started regretting it the day after the wedding.
That girl is much better looking than jessica and and he deserves better than jess, even though i hate his music it is still way better than her's - she always sounds like she is screaming when she tries (and fails) to hit her high notes. i would rather jump off of the trump tower than hear one of her cd's from start to finish. i also don't believe she was really a virgin when she got married..... i bet she was one of those girls who does everything(oral,anal..) with a guy but intercourse and calls herself a virgin. i hope her and her entire family will just go away now, they were amusing in the beggining but now they are just overexposed
That picture makes me vomit.
Allright, I am back - out came my easy-come-easy-go 'first venom'.
I don't know if he's gay - looks kinda, but also, he'is more like someone who's looking for identity. It can be either macho or gay - whatever, he is in search of one because he is desparate need of one.
GforG I was just messing in my previous comments. I rarely if ever expect to be taken seriously, but sex isn't always about making an emotional connection anyway, sometimes sex is just sex. In fact I'd put my neck out and say most of the time. But maybe that's just me.
aaand sex can just be about sex while still not being a prone women spacing out "while an uncaring guy does his thing".
Forgot that bit.
haha I love my commenters...even the paltriest of celebrities can bring out real conversation...I heart you guys.
Don't worry G4g...when Nealk experiences Jessica...he'll know what love truly is.
love,
elisa
yeah...I totally agree with you Franci...I think he IS just looking for an identity...I think he's trying to go hip-hoppy but still retain his good boy image....I think he should try something new...maybe faux-edgy...like the guy from Greenday or something.
love,
elisa
They're so D-listed to me.
Yes indeed, what is it about this blog? One minute we're chewin the fat about talentless pretty(ugly) people and the next it's all existential bitch slaps and hugs and kisses all'round.
The answer? Subliminal Messages. I'm on to you.
I'm with you Elisa, I have a soft-spot for Nick too. I like him because he seems like a smart-ass, and I like smart-asses.
But I guess I'm alone in thinking that that pic of him is extremely hot!
haHA ginger...I like the pic as well..you're not alone :)
love,
elisa
i read he is going to be playing a 'newlywed'(sp?) in the show. that's kinda sad.
yeah..apparently he is...weird...
love,
elisa
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