Wednesday, November 23, 2005
Congrats Xtina Bratman
Well...you can tell she tried oh-s0-hard...but she still doesn't manage to even touch the magnificence that was Jordan and Andre's wedding...but it's the thought that counts I suppose. Although...perhaps there is a rather genuine fight between who is more stomach-churning...Peter Andre or Jordan Bratman?
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'Bratman' is such an unfortunate name.
Why, she's demonstrating her giddy happiness, of course!
BTW, Carmen Miranda called and wants her ruffles back.
I like (and by that I mean it makes me vomit) that red rose thingy in front of that oh-I-am-so-fake-virgin dress.
And the Bratman? Also.
I have to say that they seem like a very normal couple. Not publicity hounds like another bleach blonde pop singer I could mention.
I think that red rose thingy in front of her dress makes it look like she got sniped in the cooch. Seriously though, is there a reason she's wearing it? I don't know anything about wedding traditions.
The mouth on Bratman is just not attractive. I don't like the way it sticks out. Yuck!
Yeah, last time I saw a mouth like that it had a hook in it!
~taken from a quote in an old 80's movie (Caddyshack) but oh so true to the situation here.
His penis must be ENORMOUS.
I really don't like the rose - it looks dollar-store trashy.
Her train looks fug.
& Bratman sure gave such a 'wonderful' speech.
haha...I didn't even see the dodgy rose the first time around...yeah...in his wedding speech he thanked his parents for giving him a big penis...that guy is oh-so-cool.
ugh.
love,
elisa
^ he also thanked them for his good looks lol
i think she has a good voice and am happy she is through with her ghetto phase but i just find her boring. she should just go to the recording studio and make music and leave the tabloids to the tom cruise's and parisite hiltons of the world.
i am not really into the peroxide blond hair and the red lipstick ....but its better than the black hair and stripper clothing
what happened to the "i will never marry a white guy" she was talking about 3 years ago
^ who said he's white
that dudes one fugly mafuka
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