Tuesday, November 22, 2005

Jessica Simpson is human

Well...we all know she's trying to be a latterday Angelina Jolie with is...and who knows if she really cares about these kids. What's a a nice revelation however...is that she actually looks like a human again...I thought it wasn't possible...she's also lost the she-male-ness...which is always pleasant to see.


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Can someone stop me saying; what could possibly be construed as, nice things about Jessica Simpson? Damn celebrities in Africa...gets you every time.

*update* Thank goodness people like Kate are around to jolt me back into my senses!!! This girl called Alex went to Kenya (part of a highschool thing) with Jessica Simpson...and basically had this to say:
"She refused to really touch or play with any of the children except for the ONE surgery she watched. After, the surgeon said that she was a nuisance and made it very distracting to work. For the most part she stayed in a HOTEL, not in a tent like she says in the newspapers."
thanks for the link kate!!!

16 comments:

Anonymous said...

http://www.livejournal.com/community/ohnotheydidnt/4366430.html#cutid1

Interesting story...!

Anonymous said...

Oh brother, it cut off my link.

let's try this.

Unknown Soldier said...

Oh yeah, Elisita!...The Simpson family is so sweet with the people, as you can see in this video

Anonymous said...

I wish more young people could have the first hand truth of what most celebrities are really like. How many teenage girls idolize Jessica and want to be just like her? How about idolizing the surgeons and the others who volunteer their time, anonymously, to truly help those in need? Brilliant story, by the way.

Mrs. Harridan said...

Is it just me, or does she have crazy, not-smiling, dead eyes in that first photo? Not that the fake smile should affect her eyes in the first place, but ... she looks like a poorly-programmed robot.

Michael K said...

God I can't stand her!

Gabs said...

Ouch! great update Elisa!

Sami said...

I think she also ran off to go on a safari instead of tending to the little kids. Sorry, E, it's all a crock o' boolsheet!

Anonymous said...

She looks better in that one shot than I've seen her look in ages. Totally funny editorial about her trip. Not surprising. I mean geez what has this princess really done that's hard, in her life.

Anonymous said...

Your right Elisa; she is trying to be like angelina

i don't know if this is true but i read on another blog that she only participated for two days and then she faked an ilness and went on a safari for the rest of the trip before she gave her pictures to magazines - along with saying that she met angelina once and angie inspired her to help and how she wants people to stop thinking she is a dumb untalented actress so she thinks she just needs a good role like "Angelina was amazing in Girl Interrupted. I think i need a role like that to prove to all the critics i can really act and i am not just going to be succesful in movies because of my smile" < that is what she said to In Touch three months ago after they asked her what kind of carear she wants in the movies

Anonymous said...

^ because of her smile? does she think she is the next julia roberts? she needs to get over herself fast because she is going to be the next jlo: very hyped one year and no one knows when they last saw a picture of her the next year

Anonymous said...

Ah yes, the update helped make it believable :)

Anonymous said...

Wow, it's a girl!

Anonymous said...

anon3:44, you are so right. They are really the exact same type of celebrity: Can't sing but unfathomably cuts albums anyway which their idiotic fan base buys; can't act but inexplicably makes movies anyway and wonders why they aren't considered for serious roles; takes every opportunity to thrust an overrated body part into the camera and calls that "being sexy", and relies on deliberately overexposed relationships to keep them famous.

Anonymous said...

True, she's the epitome of celebrity fakeness, but god those are great pictures. She looks sooo much better without the black eyeliner smeared on with a putty knife and the terrible frosty pink lisptick.

Elisita said...

yeah! the frosty pink lipstick makes my stomach turn upside down...so true katie
love,
elisa