Friday, November 18, 2005

The 'It' Girls Update

Our favourite billionaire twin monkeys look grateful for all they've managed to attain during their lives...I just have a question...why/how is Ashley (newly? pouting blonde) considered the pretty one? To put it bluntly, the girl looks all over the shop.

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While Kimberley Stewart shows the world her fiance...some guy from Laguna Beach. This guy reminds me of exactly the kind of guy you would AVOID (no matter how much alcohol you drank) during Spring Break...not the kind of guy you would be accepting any 'diamond' rings from...but then again...this is Kimberley Stewart...the always-belated-in-action, can't-quite-snag-a-Greek-billionaire: Paris Hilton twin.


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16 comments:

Anonymous said...

That guy's trying to force her hand onto his crotch with the power of his mind!

I believe the Olsen twin on the right just got a part in "Herbie 2: Love-bug goes boom" as Lindsay Lohan's dead body.

Completely unrelated: I want a new job with the title of "Assistant manager in charge of blowing minds"

Elisita said...

haha...to continue in the completely unrelated realm...I have to get a job next year *cry*...I want a creative one...corporate world sucks.
love,
elisa

Anonymous said...

off subject: Go creative, Elisa!

on the subject: I've read that Kimberly?Kim? is 26?? WTF? She looks older than me!

Anonymous said...

I think Ashley is the prettier one. But their both rather fugly, so that ain't saying much.

Elisita said...

haha...yeah Franci...I know...but where does one find these exciting creative careers?
love,
elisa.

Elisita said...

Yeah Ginger...seriously EVERYONE agrees with you..except me :) I think MK is cute sometimes...and Ashley looks like Zoolander and has a dodgier nose than her sister...
but I'm just out of it in terms of the Olsen's...
love,
elisa

Luckeecharm said...

I don't think Talan has mastered the ability to smile for the camra when already plastered. Its an art that Paris and Kim have picked up, but I think Talan is fairly new to the concept seeing how fucked up he looks in these pictures

Anonymous said...

Geez, Talan is what? 18 maybe 19 years old? And he is engaged to KS already? That is insane. What a little bit of celebrity does to some people!!

Anonymous said...

Are oversized t-shirts the new "it" dress? Ashley ang MK are horrible dressers.

Anonymous said...

What a waste of billions of dollars.

Chandra said...

2 questions:

Why do the Olsens always dress in clothes way bigger than they are?

and

Why do Kim's hands look so big? It's creepy!

Anonymous said...

These pictures reeks of drugs. Cracked-up Olsen twins & that drugged Talan marrying Kimbo.

Elisita said...

oh..poor g4g...that is too sad for you...I guess you're just going to have to force yourself to like the look :)
love,
elisa

Mara Jade said...

Oh my God... This girls need a mirror... and a new stylist!

Sami said...

Is it just me... or does he look like he's going to boot all over Kimbo?

Anonymous said...

As far as these Olsen sisters are concerned i'd have to say they've never cared a hoot what they looked like. They spent so much time staring at each other's faces before they were born they can go the rest of their lives passing mirrors without a glance!