Tuesday, November 01, 2005

Collagen unites friend and foe, young and old

Ever wondered how the different peoples of the world will ever find peace and happiness? I think the key is in hollywood-esque plastic surgery...it makes the old look strange and young look old, as well as having the curious property of making everyone look the same...which I'm sure you'll agree is such a beautiful way to unite the world...

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Lindsay, admittedly, has a few more injections to go until she reaches Lara Flynn Boyle proportions...who in turn has a few more to go until she reaches Griffiths status...but the main thing is these girls are focused on their goals.

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

Oh, my, there should have been a warning sign prior to that Griffith status link. The picture just popped right in front of my eyes! I am frightened.

Why all these collagen thing?
Some celebs tend to converge to something they are not even remotely alike.

DrDiSaia said...

Is she still denying that she is a lip gel injection user?

Anonymous said...

Lindsay's nose looks off in this picture as well.

Anonymous said...

and heres me thinking that this stuff is just for old ppl!

(hello im baaack)

william said...

WOW.... $27000 blog! craziness.

you know what Elis, you should just sell this off to like National Enquirer or somebody like that.

OR go up to them and ask for a job. it'll be like "yo look, i got a $27000 business i run by myself, you know you want a piece of me". so you can move to LA and perceive the weird and the wacky with your own eyes. seriously. think about it.

Elisita said...

haha...thanks William...actually I'm DESPERATELY looking for someone to free me from my imminent insurance office life...
love,
elisa

Anonymous said...

I would write under a name, but I don't have a blog, so I am forced to be "anonymous," which is a bit distressing.

There are many ways to increase lip size...one is fat injections. They can lipo your butt and inject it into the lips and then you are literally kissing with butt fat lips!!! Dr. Disaia thought it might be lip gel; whatever it is, Elisa iw correct, it makes everyone look alike. How sad. What is really disturbing is how contagious it is. The more body changes Hollywood-types make, the more changes that the average woman (or man) want to make. We have become a culture of body-hating - or body dysmporhic disorder, the clinical term.
Elisa, keep up the good and interesting work. It entertains me every day! Ciao baby! Susan, clincal psychologist

Anonymous said...

I would write under a name, but I don't have a blog, so I am forced to be "anonymous," which is a bit distressing.

There are many ways to increase lip size...one is fat injections. They can lipo your butt and inject it into the lips and then you are literally kissing with butt fat lips!!! Dr. Disaia thought it might be lip gel; whatever it is, Elisa iw correct, it makes everyone look alike. How sad. What is really disturbing is how contagious it is. The more body changes Hollywood-types make, the more changes that the average woman (or man) want to make. We have become a culture of body-hating - or body dysmporphic disorder, the clinical term.
Elisa, keep up the good and interesting work. It entertains me every day! Ciao baby! Susan, clincal psychologist

Elisita said...

Hey Susan...
I'm guessing Restilyne (sp?) is classified as lip gel?
I'm pretty sure Griffith used some kind of fat in her lips...although it all looks kind of gross! Although...I actually don't mind it so much on Liz Hurley funnily enough.
Anyway...you don't have to have a blog to post non-anonymously...you just have to click on "other"...
love,
elisa

Anonymous said...

Girls, stop messing with your lips, you're never ever gonna look like Angelina Jolie no matter how much you mess with yours!

Elisita said...

yeah...your're right anon918...they're all trying to look like Angelina...but the joke's on them...because Angie's are real...she even reduced her bottom lip (allegedly)
love,
elisa

Gabs said...

I'm sure they are just using a limp plumping gloss....uh, no.

Gabs said...

LIP that is, limp?! Well, maybe that too