Thursday, November 10, 2005

Tom Cruise wants us to forget that he's criminally insane

Well...Tom's finally dropped his sister as his publicist and hired Paul Bloch. I'm guesing Mr Bloch is either strapped for cash, a masochist, or is Cruise's special 'friend'. I guess Cruise reckons that all the reports calling him a maniac have nothing whatsover to do with his own behaviours...I mean...obviously this is just a misunderstood average Joe who cares about people...man.

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10 comments:

Anonymous said...

I love it.

Jack B. said...

Firing your sister is pretty low, especially when she's a fellow Clam. I wonder if the new guy will be able to shut Tommy Boy the way his old one did so well for years?

Mrs. Harridan said...

"Clam" - that's awesome.

One assumes that now that Tom is settling down into domesticity with "Kate" he has no need to worry about his bizarre behavior of the past. The public has a short memory when it comes to celebrity craziness. Everyone sees Angelina as a caring adoptive mom (which I don't doubt she truly is, seriously) despite her past as a blood-wearing, father-hating man stealer. Right?

Elisita said...

haha jack...
I betcha he's regretting the day he fired Pat Kingsley.
love,
elisa

Anonymous said...

Too late Tom, too late.

Anonymous said...

You're right about a lot of people's short memory about Angeline, Mrs. Harridan. I haven't forgotten though. I know people don't change deep inside, that quickly. That's why I don't buy her saint act.

Sort of offtopic, but isn't it too cute how other celebs have tried to jump on the Africa-charity-trip wagon lately?

I swear, celebs and politicians are starting to seem like one and the same to me now.

Except my beautiful Joaquin....

Elisita said...

Re: Angelina...it's ALL Pat Kingsley's genius....seriously, Angie and Brad are onbaord with Pat, and she's a mastermind at getting magazines to say positive things about the starts under her control...(with threats mainly)...
Another main thing Pat makes sure of, is that the Stars don't say too much about controversial things (scientology, liking knives etc)

Tom WISHES he'd kept her on.

love,
elisa.

Anonymous said...

How do you find that stuff out, Elisa? That explains a lot actually!

So much for truthful and unbiased media. I guess I knew it didn't really exist.

Elisita said...

haha janae...I can't remember when I read it...I remember it was news...and Pat was helping Angie with her transformation into a Godess/Mother type figure....
Yeah...Pat has a LOT of power...because it any magazine says anything questionable about ANY of her stars...she merely cuts that magazine off from using ANY of her stars...which is a big blow to any magazine, as they're then only allowed to use B-Listers...so all mags suck up big time.
love,
elisa.

Ms. Mika said...

I LOVE TOM!! HE IS FINE!

(You don't think he's as fine as Brad!) Damn it, I left you for dead 3 or 4 post back! Get outta here!