Wednesday, November 23, 2005

Teri needs to create a new contract clause for herself

Yes...in case you were wondering...we are still in no.news.land...
Teri seriously needs to create a no-close-up-unless-an-army-of-photoshop-assistants-are-within-50m clause in her contract...either that...or she needs to just dedicate herself to the C-grade horror films...any director would love her...talk about budget-saving on masks.

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I really need to calm down on these dodgy punchlines. :)

17 comments:

Anonymous said...

ha ha ha.

you're one really funny gal, elisa. you never cease to crack me up.

nina
:)

Anonymous said...

ha ha ha.

you're one really funny gal, elisa. you never cease to crack me up.

nina
:)

Anonymous said...

So good she said it twice.

Anonymous said...

yeah, it is that good.
worth having been said twice.
cause I kinda agree.

Anonymous said...

Ha! You are the best Elisa! She IS creepy looking. Needs some botox and some meat on her bones.

Anonymous said...

Lol. She sure is a budget saver for any horror movie director ;)

Anonymous said...

She was beautiful before. So why? Why make ones' self ugly?

And why do tabloids describe her as so hot and sexy...hate that.

El Tete said...

If you cover her left eye she'll just smile at you.

If you cover her right eye she'll be mad at you.

Damn asymmetric face features...

Elisita said...

aww thanks guys...I'm feelin' the love haha.
El Tete...that's true! But I think you're spending way too much time with Teri Hatcher's face...be careful;...that face can induce psychosis in some people after prolonged exposure :)
love,
elisa

DrDiSaia said...

Not her best picture....

Anonymous said...

I think this is what happens when you get too much botox and facelifts, it gives you a wierd jaw (this is known to as the jessica simpson complex) sad because i saw her on a seinfeld rerun and she used to be really pretty

Anonymous said...

what's up with her nose?? The nostrils are all askew.

DrDiSaia said...

The Botox might explain how the midface is moving, but the forehead is not. I don't know about that jaw comment though.

Uncertain Woman said...

Her nose has been collapsed like that on one side for what seems like years now. I wonder if it's due to a bad nose job or if it collapsed on its own. No one ever seems to address it, but it drives me crazy!

Sadly, it seems like women just can't win. Either they try too hard to retain their youth, and end up looking frightening. Or, they try to age naturally and they get hell for looking old (and probbaly not many job offers). Finding the happy medium is darn near imposible.

Elisita said...

yeah...I unhappily agree with you UWoman...it seems like the ageing process is a bit of a curse that afflicts women much more than men...
:(
love,
elisa

DrDiSaia said...

There is a happy medium here. You just don't see too much of it in the media. They emphasize the freakish.

Anonymous said...

Ahhhh, so separating the lashes individually is not the key to emulating the glamorous look of a highly overrated television star. That's what I've been doing wrong!

It looks like she gets her eye shadow from the craft department at Wal-Mart.