Friday, November 18, 2005

Sexiest Man Alive?

Yes...I'm way late...but what is going on here? First Jessica Biel...now this? At least Jessica had the mandatory bolt-on breasts, and crazy Restilyn lips to put her in solid contention for the spot...but Matthew McConaughey? He's got nothing other than being able to claim Tom Cruises' sloppy seconds for himself...which in light of events...is rather frightening.

Where did he get the money to pay People Magazine for the Top Spot?

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What I find much funnier is the picture People decided to place of Vaughn....does this bear any resemblance to the guy Jennifer Aniston managed to snag?

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23 comments:

shoe hound said...

I remember when Matthew first hit the scene and I thought he was charming and hot. I now know some things about him through a friend and have seen pictures of him acting like a juvenile frat-boy idiot and my opinion is slightly changed. Seeing him in that Mu-Mu didn't help, either.

I used to htink Vince was smokin', but he has been looking TAI-ED! lately. This must be an old pic.

Anonymous said...

One moment I'll think Matthew is hot and the next, not so much. I really like his muscles though, and his accent. And he was in great in Dazed & Confused. Nah, I'd do him.

And if Penelope Cruiz is sloppy seconds, I'd take that any day.

Anonymous said...

You know what I just remembered. I asked Matthew out when that movie Contact got released. Access Hollywood or someone came up to me on City Walk and had me ask a question to him or Jodie Foster. So I asked if Matthew would go out with me. He never responded though.

Anonymous said...

I know Matthew is not the elegant Europe hot type (i.e. the pics of him in Paris with Penelope) but I do have a soft spot for the mama lovin' (in a good way), beer drinking, steak grilling, hottest abs I've ever seen, smile that could melt a glacier, American cowboy.

Anonymous said...

"mam lovin(in a good way)"

I love it, genius.
Mathew M is gonna make such an ugly old man.

Anonymous said...

I typed "mamA"! I'm tellin you I did!

Anonymous said...

I'm with you Elisa. He seems like a nice guy, but he just doesn't do it for me.

Too California surfer-boy for my taste.

Unknown Soldier said...

If he is the Sexyest Man Alive...then I am a dead man.


How about your exams Elisita?

Don't forget this: your fan club is supporting you.

Anonymous said...

Nealk - do you really think he'll be an ugly old man? I rather thought he'd age well - he looks sort of victorian to me, with that swept back longish hair thing going on. I could definitely picture him with a cane and a plum velvet suit...

Michael K said...

I second that!

Anonymous said...

His face is kind of normal and not really the james dean moviestar quality but has anyone seen this guys abs? He makes usher look loke the black Homer Simpson. And really penelope is not him taking toms seconds since we all now Mr.Impossible is gay and she was his beard. Now about Vince Vaughn...... more airbrushing than Mariah on her new c.d......

Elisita said...

haha NealK sure you did. Veggie...that's funny, I totally forgot that he was in Contact...but the fact that he never responded to you gives me another reason no to like him!!! Arrogant bastard :)
Unknown Soldier...so funny...and thanks sweets :)
love,
elisa

Elisita said...

oh yeah...unknown soldier...exams went really well :) My memory for random inane things served me rather well :)
love,
elisa

Anonymous said...

Anners: I dunno I see him more as a baggy auld southern geezer shouting "Git offa mah propurty!" with his old winchester rifle. That kinda thing. Like that guy who's always after bugs bunny! God damn it whats his name! Ah thats gonna drive me mad. You just know i'm gonna remember as soon as I post this.

Anonymous said...

Actually scratch the above he won't need his rifle to scare away those pesky varmints he'll just sit on his porch-swing playin the bongos naked.

Anonymous said...

ELMER FUDD!!! I fucking knew it!!

Elisita said...

haha NealK...you've changed my perspective on Matt McC forever :)
love,
elisa

Anonymous said...

I like how Matt's hairline seems to change with movie roles.

Anonymous said...

SHAME!!! That naked, bongo-playing bit rings true. So sad - I'd hoped he'd be classy.

Chandra said...

I'm with you Elisa...everyone thinks he is so sexy but he just doesn't really do anything for me. Maybe it's the fact that he seems to think he is the hottest thing on the planet. Now his ego will be even more inflated. Thanks People magazine!!

Anonymous said...

He's good-looking, but not the sexiest. I am ;)

Anonymous said...

He is so boring, ok, he's not looking absolutely bad, but sooo boring. Perhaps thex wanted someone new after Pitt and Clooney, but why Matthew!?

Elisita said...

yeah anon1037,
I agree with you.
The guys is nothing...and wasn't his 'heyday' around 97? Wasn't he in Speed2 or something?
I mean...I thought this guy was now reality tv material...
love,
elisa